1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:06,868 --> 00:00:08,870 ♪ Sometimes I talk out loud ♪ 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 4 00:00:09,495 --> 00:00:11,539 ♪ When there's no one else around ♪ 5 00:00:12,540 --> 00:00:14,876 Excuse me. Are you Alice Anderson? 6 00:00:15,168 --> 00:00:16,336 Daughter of Jeanie Anderson? 7 00:00:16,794 --> 00:00:19,213 Yeah. I mean, yes, that's me. 8 00:00:19,797 --> 00:00:22,300 I'm actually supposed to be picking her up right now. 9 00:00:23,468 --> 00:00:25,468 It's kind of our thing, family tradition, you know. 10 00:00:25,553 --> 00:00:27,823 I pick her up when she travels and she picks me up when... 11 00:00:27,847 --> 00:00:28,847 Miss. 12 00:00:29,223 --> 00:00:30,933 - Is she in trouble? - I'd say so. 13 00:00:31,017 --> 00:00:32,657 Did she fly with an illegal animal again? 14 00:00:32,894 --> 00:00:35,104 - No. - Did she threaten to start a dance party 15 00:00:35,146 --> 00:00:36,946 in the aisles of the plane if she got cut off? 16 00:00:36,981 --> 00:00:38,650 - Because normally she is joking. - No. 17 00:00:39,275 --> 00:00:41,355 Please tell me she didn't hook up with a pilot again. 18 00:00:41,444 --> 00:00:43,644 I can't... I can't have her banned from another airline. 19 00:00:43,905 --> 00:00:45,549 We are now boarding Delta... 20 00:00:45,573 --> 00:00:47,742 - Follow me, please. - What? 21 00:00:49,535 --> 00:00:52,163 Mom, are you okay? What happened? 22 00:00:52,580 --> 00:00:53,957 What happened is... 23 00:00:55,875 --> 00:00:56,876 I'm engaged! 24 00:00:57,502 --> 00:00:58,378 Woo! 25 00:00:58,503 --> 00:01:00,338 - Oh my god. - Woo! 26 00:01:00,421 --> 00:01:02,215 You guys really commit to a prank. 27 00:01:03,132 --> 00:01:04,676 Oh honey, it's no prank. 28 00:01:05,802 --> 00:01:06,803 This is the real deal. 29 00:01:08,179 --> 00:01:09,555 Are you being serious right now? 30 00:01:10,348 --> 00:01:11,766 You were only gone for six days. 31 00:01:11,933 --> 00:01:13,559 She was only gone for six days. 32 00:01:13,768 --> 00:01:16,437 I know. But when you know, you know. 33 00:01:16,813 --> 00:01:17,813 - You know. - No! 34 00:01:18,272 --> 00:01:19,190 Ma... 35 00:01:19,273 --> 00:01:21,317 Honey, I can't wait for you to meet Wayne. 36 00:01:22,110 --> 00:01:23,528 He's actually flying in tomorrow. 37 00:01:25,196 --> 00:01:27,115 Is alcohol even allowed in here? 38 00:01:27,323 --> 00:01:28,491 Oh, not at all. 39 00:01:28,741 --> 00:01:30,661 I confiscated it from a guy earlier this morning. 40 00:01:31,744 --> 00:01:32,888 You don't want to know where. 41 00:01:34,122 --> 00:01:35,290 - To your mom! - Yay! 42 00:01:35,623 --> 00:01:37,041 - Cheers! - Cheers! 43 00:01:39,544 --> 00:01:40,545 Woo! 44 00:01:41,379 --> 00:01:43,172 ♪ But you're the one to blame ♪ 45 00:01:45,133 --> 00:01:47,468 ♪ Cause now that they're not together ♪ 46 00:01:48,553 --> 00:01:50,096 ♪ I finally feel okay ♪ 47 00:01:51,681 --> 00:01:53,266 I just don't understand. 48 00:01:53,933 --> 00:01:56,519 You were in Sedona for less than a week 49 00:01:56,602 --> 00:01:59,480 and now you're engaged to some random guy? 50 00:02:00,023 --> 00:02:01,399 Oh, Wayne isn't random. 51 00:02:01,482 --> 00:02:03,067 Ugh... Okay. 52 00:02:03,484 --> 00:02:04,527 What's his last name? 53 00:02:05,862 --> 00:02:07,322 Um... Appleby? 54 00:02:07,572 --> 00:02:09,449 No. Appleton? 55 00:02:09,991 --> 00:02:11,451 - Granny Smith. - Mom... 56 00:02:11,743 --> 00:02:13,870 It's something to do with apples, but... 57 00:02:13,995 --> 00:02:16,205 but that's not important. I know the important things. 58 00:02:16,539 --> 00:02:18,124 He's kind and funny. 59 00:02:18,374 --> 00:02:19,375 He's a great cook. 60 00:02:19,667 --> 00:02:23,713 Do you know that you can make a lasagna from hot dogs and mustard? 61 00:02:23,921 --> 00:02:24,756 Gross. 62 00:02:24,881 --> 00:02:25,882 Mom. 63 00:02:26,424 --> 00:02:27,425 Please listen to me. 64 00:02:27,508 --> 00:02:28,509 I'm worried about you. 65 00:02:29,385 --> 00:02:31,846 You've just fallen in love so many times and it never... 66 00:02:31,888 --> 00:02:33,306 Oh, honey, this is different. 67 00:02:33,890 --> 00:02:34,974 Just keep an open mind. 68 00:02:35,683 --> 00:02:38,061 Wayne's gonna be here tomorrow and you're gonna love him. 69 00:02:39,979 --> 00:02:42,398 Fuji! Wayne Fuji! 70 00:02:42,607 --> 00:02:44,025 I knew it had to do with apples. 71 00:02:44,150 --> 00:02:45,151 I was so close. 72 00:02:56,663 --> 00:02:59,624 Bagel Bar! Alice, you're the best. 73 00:02:59,707 --> 00:03:01,707 Well, I have to make work a little fun for my team. 74 00:03:01,834 --> 00:03:02,877 I got you gluten free. 75 00:03:03,086 --> 00:03:05,296 You're so good to us. Thank you, HR Mommy. 76 00:03:05,380 --> 00:03:06,460 Please don't call me Mommy. 77 00:03:07,924 --> 00:03:10,110 We were bummed you couldn't make it to karaoke last night. 78 00:03:10,134 --> 00:03:11,844 - Mm-hmm. - I think I made Beyoncé proud. 79 00:03:12,095 --> 00:03:14,015 Well, even though public singing is my number one 80 00:03:14,055 --> 00:03:15,515 stress dream, I was sad to miss it. 81 00:03:15,598 --> 00:03:17,451 But I had to pick my mom up at the airport, so... 82 00:03:17,475 --> 00:03:20,103 Oh! Jeanie's back from the retreat thingy. Was it good? 83 00:03:20,311 --> 00:03:22,855 Yeah! She got engaged to a guy she met there, so that's fun. 84 00:03:23,064 --> 00:03:24,524 - Anyway... - Wait, wait. 85 00:03:24,899 --> 00:03:25,900 Jeanie got engaged? 86 00:03:26,067 --> 00:03:27,068 Yes, she did. 87 00:03:27,402 --> 00:03:28,861 But, point being, I need to tell 88 00:03:28,903 --> 00:03:30,280 you about our new PTO policy. 89 00:03:30,405 --> 00:03:31,405 Um... 90 00:03:32,448 --> 00:03:34,117 - More. - That's insane. 91 00:03:34,659 --> 00:03:35,868 Alice's mom is next level. 92 00:03:35,994 --> 00:03:38,973 Tell him about the time that your mom was a groupie for Nickelback and pulled you 93 00:03:38,997 --> 00:03:41,157 out of high school for a month to go on tour with them. 94 00:03:41,207 --> 00:03:42,977 - Anyway... - Let's get back to the engagement. 95 00:03:43,001 --> 00:03:44,041 Have you met this guy yet? 96 00:03:44,085 --> 00:03:46,796 No, he's flying in tonight, so I have to spend my lunch break 97 00:03:46,879 --> 00:03:49,215 looking him up online and maybe running a background check. 98 00:03:49,424 --> 00:03:50,800 Or... Just a thought... 99 00:03:50,842 --> 00:03:52,719 maybe we could look him up right now. 100 00:03:55,096 --> 00:03:56,776 Okay, only if we counted as team building. 101 00:03:56,931 --> 00:03:57,932 - Yes! - Yes! 102 00:03:58,057 --> 00:03:59,057 Go team! 103 00:04:00,893 --> 00:04:06,190 It says his last job was renting fog machines to strip clubs. 104 00:04:06,607 --> 00:04:07,483 Huh. 105 00:04:07,567 --> 00:04:09,461 I wouldn't even think that was a gig, because the whole 106 00:04:09,485 --> 00:04:11,571 point would be to see the women, but what do I know? 107 00:04:11,738 --> 00:04:13,573 He can't be as bad as he looks online, right? 108 00:04:13,823 --> 00:04:15,283 He's wearing a t-shirt that says, 109 00:04:15,325 --> 00:04:18,536 "I own two pythons, and one's in my pants." 110 00:04:18,661 --> 00:04:21,372 No... No... No. 111 00:04:21,497 --> 00:04:23,541 She's not marrying this man! 112 00:04:25,376 --> 00:04:26,376 So... 113 00:04:27,462 --> 00:04:29,464 - I've been thinking... - You want bangs? 114 00:04:30,089 --> 00:04:31,090 Honey, I'm sorry. 115 00:04:31,174 --> 00:04:33,134 I don't think you have the forehead for them. 116 00:04:33,217 --> 00:04:34,886 No. I... What? 117 00:04:35,595 --> 00:04:37,155 I've been thinking about you and Wayne. 118 00:04:37,180 --> 00:04:39,974 I... I wanted to talk to you before he got here. 119 00:04:41,643 --> 00:04:42,935 Mom, you know I love you 120 00:04:43,019 --> 00:04:44,562 and I want you to be happy, 121 00:04:44,646 --> 00:04:48,733 but I'm worried you're moving a little fast here. 122 00:04:49,317 --> 00:04:51,986 That retreat was supposed to be about working 123 00:04:52,070 --> 00:04:55,323 through your grief, not boning some guy 124 00:04:55,365 --> 00:04:57,992 showing off his snake tattoos online. 125 00:04:58,159 --> 00:04:59,369 Did you look him up? 126 00:04:59,786 --> 00:05:00,954 With an open mind? 127 00:05:01,204 --> 00:05:02,205 But yes! 128 00:05:02,580 --> 00:05:03,581 Okay. 129 00:05:04,248 --> 00:05:07,543 First of all, he only has one snake tattoo, 130 00:05:07,627 --> 00:05:10,088 and it all connects on his cute little butt cheek. 131 00:05:10,171 --> 00:05:11,673 - Okay. - And... Second of all, 132 00:05:11,714 --> 00:05:13,257 I did work through my grief. 133 00:05:13,383 --> 00:05:16,552 I only cried over Queenie once, the whole trip. 134 00:05:17,595 --> 00:05:18,795 They served nuts on the plane. 135 00:05:20,515 --> 00:05:22,183 You know how she felt about squirrels. 136 00:05:22,475 --> 00:05:24,811 Well, hey! There's my woman! 137 00:05:25,103 --> 00:05:27,105 - Oh! - Baby, baby, come over here! 138 00:05:30,566 --> 00:05:35,071 Alice, this is Wayne, my fiancée. 139 00:05:35,238 --> 00:05:36,155 - Alice. - Hi. Oh. 140 00:05:36,239 --> 00:05:37,824 - Hey. Now, listen. - Hi. 141 00:05:38,616 --> 00:05:41,452 I know you're a grown woman, but I want to tell you something. 142 00:05:41,619 --> 00:05:45,665 I intend to be the world's best dad, and I want to get a mug to prove it. 143 00:05:47,083 --> 00:05:49,168 She's a cutie pie. You're a cutie pie. 144 00:05:49,294 --> 00:05:53,256 This is so exciting for my two favorite people to meet. 145 00:05:53,798 --> 00:05:57,760 - Yeah. Um, say, Wayne. - Huh? 146 00:05:58,094 --> 00:06:03,433 Could you ask our waiter for some more, um, uh, napkins? 147 00:06:03,641 --> 00:06:05,393 - Napkins? Sure, can do. - Mm-hmm. 148 00:06:05,476 --> 00:06:09,439 - Okay. - Hold my bowie for me. 149 00:06:09,605 --> 00:06:10,732 Will you, beanie? 150 00:06:12,984 --> 00:06:14,861 That's sweet. That's sweet sugar. 151 00:06:16,779 --> 00:06:17,822 Ohh... 152 00:06:18,197 --> 00:06:19,197 Woo! 153 00:06:20,074 --> 00:06:21,326 You cannot marry that guy. 154 00:06:23,244 --> 00:06:25,496 This is the start of an episode of "Dateline." 155 00:06:25,663 --> 00:06:27,999 Oh, my God. It's heavy. No! 156 00:06:28,499 --> 00:06:30,835 You know, I was worried you would do this. 157 00:06:31,294 --> 00:06:35,590 Start judging him for his looks and his education and his hepatitis. 158 00:06:35,632 --> 00:06:36,633 His what? 159 00:06:37,216 --> 00:06:39,385 Mom, you are rushing into this. 160 00:06:39,552 --> 00:06:40,928 Mm. If you say so. 161 00:06:41,220 --> 00:06:42,472 You are not being rational. 162 00:06:42,597 --> 00:06:44,057 Love isn't rational. 163 00:06:44,307 --> 00:06:46,227 Oh, but I forgot... you don't believe in romance. 164 00:06:46,267 --> 00:06:47,393 Oh, I believe in romance. 165 00:06:47,477 --> 00:06:49,687 I just prefer to be in control of my life. 166 00:06:50,063 --> 00:06:53,483 Not lost in some pheromone-induced mania. 167 00:06:53,733 --> 00:06:56,903 - I am not like you. - Oh, you're exactly like me. 168 00:06:57,528 --> 00:06:59,739 I raised two beautiful daughters. 169 00:07:00,490 --> 00:07:03,076 You and Queenie are exactly like me. 170 00:07:03,368 --> 00:07:04,744 Stop comparing me to your dog. 171 00:07:04,994 --> 00:07:06,788 - It's a compliment. - It's not! 172 00:07:06,955 --> 00:07:08,998 Hey... ladies. 173 00:07:09,874 --> 00:07:12,210 Now, I could not track down the waiter 174 00:07:12,293 --> 00:07:14,545 and get those napkins, but got something better. 175 00:07:14,796 --> 00:07:15,797 Boom! 176 00:07:16,214 --> 00:07:18,675 Use as much as you want. We can wipe our hands with it. 177 00:07:19,175 --> 00:07:20,176 Thank you. 178 00:07:20,843 --> 00:07:24,430 And again, if you ever want me to set you up with someone, let me know. 179 00:07:24,514 --> 00:07:25,932 Oh, thank you. But no, thank you. 180 00:07:26,057 --> 00:07:28,077 - I don't have time to date right now. - Alice, come on. 181 00:07:28,101 --> 00:07:30,079 I mean, don't you want to meet a mega nerd like yourself? 182 00:07:30,103 --> 00:07:31,437 Let your little freak flag fly? 183 00:07:31,521 --> 00:07:34,081 My freak flag is doing just fine in storage right now, thank you. 184 00:07:34,148 --> 00:07:35,984 - Is it? - I don't have time. 185 00:07:36,234 --> 00:07:39,112 I'm working overtime to try to get this director of human resources job. 186 00:07:39,195 --> 00:07:42,824 And now, I have to deal with my mother's train wreck of an engagement? 187 00:07:43,074 --> 00:07:44,074 No. 188 00:07:44,117 --> 00:07:45,576 Is he really as bad as we thought? 189 00:07:45,743 --> 00:07:48,037 He's worse. She's so blinded by love. 190 00:07:48,121 --> 00:07:51,374 She can't see the parade of red flags he's laid out for her. 191 00:07:51,457 --> 00:07:54,127 And when this relationship inevitably ends like they always do, 192 00:07:54,168 --> 00:07:57,088 in six to eight months, she will be devastated and hysterical. 193 00:07:57,171 --> 00:07:58,771 And who will have to pick up the pieces? 194 00:07:58,798 --> 00:07:59,674 Me. 195 00:07:59,757 --> 00:08:00,758 It never works. 196 00:08:00,883 --> 00:08:01,884 I mean, come on. 197 00:08:02,176 --> 00:08:03,678 She doesn't even know who my dad is. 198 00:08:04,137 --> 00:08:05,138 Are we really surprised? 199 00:08:18,985 --> 00:08:20,153 Woo! 200 00:08:20,737 --> 00:08:21,737 Woo! 201 00:08:23,531 --> 00:08:24,531 Oh, hi! 202 00:08:24,907 --> 00:08:27,785 You mowing the lawn or going to winter formal? 203 00:08:27,910 --> 00:08:29,495 I hit one of my gnomes. 204 00:08:29,954 --> 00:08:30,955 Oh well. 205 00:08:39,839 --> 00:08:41,424 Thank you for coming over. 206 00:08:42,842 --> 00:08:43,843 Oh my God. 207 00:08:44,469 --> 00:08:45,928 Oh, I know. 208 00:08:46,888 --> 00:08:49,057 Doesn't Queenie look beautiful? 209 00:08:51,643 --> 00:08:52,685 She really does. 210 00:08:54,103 --> 00:08:58,107 I hired the same photographer who did your senior portrait. 211 00:08:58,149 --> 00:09:00,777 Nothing but the best for my two daughters. 212 00:09:01,069 --> 00:09:04,405 Mom, for the last time, your human daughter is not the same as a dog. 213 00:09:06,908 --> 00:09:11,287 I asked you here because I want you to know I heard your concerns. 214 00:09:11,579 --> 00:09:13,373 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 215 00:09:13,623 --> 00:09:14,624 Wayne and I agreed. 216 00:09:15,541 --> 00:09:17,627 Planning a wedding is just too much work. 217 00:09:17,752 --> 00:09:20,171 And weddings cost a fortune. 218 00:09:21,422 --> 00:09:22,423 That's true. 219 00:09:23,299 --> 00:09:24,801 That is so responsible. 220 00:09:25,259 --> 00:09:28,846 Yes, so we're going to Elope in Buffalo next Saturday. 221 00:09:28,930 --> 00:09:29,931 What? 222 00:09:30,264 --> 00:09:31,744 You want to get married next weekend? 223 00:09:31,808 --> 00:09:32,809 Mm-hmm. 224 00:09:33,893 --> 00:09:34,894 And... 225 00:09:39,607 --> 00:09:41,776 Alice, I have a very important question to ask you. 226 00:09:42,235 --> 00:09:43,236 Uh-huh. 227 00:09:43,361 --> 00:09:45,029 Will you be my maid of honor? 228 00:09:46,447 --> 00:09:50,118 Oh... You're maid of honor... 229 00:09:51,869 --> 00:09:55,373 Mom, I'm so touched, obviously. 230 00:09:55,456 --> 00:09:59,419 And I really would like to say yes, but I... 231 00:09:59,544 --> 00:10:03,214 Yes! Oh, I'm so glad we got that sorted because I have so much to do. 232 00:10:03,381 --> 00:10:04,549 I have to go shoe shopping. 233 00:10:04,882 --> 00:10:06,342 I have to go dress shopping. 234 00:10:07,260 --> 00:10:09,721 I have to pack up this entire house. 235 00:10:09,929 --> 00:10:10,929 Pack up the house? 236 00:10:11,764 --> 00:10:13,599 Didn't I tell you I'm selling the house? 237 00:10:13,808 --> 00:10:15,059 You're selling the house? 238 00:10:15,268 --> 00:10:17,687 Wayne says we need seed money for the new business. 239 00:10:17,854 --> 00:10:19,647 - What business? - Oh, that's still in beta. 240 00:10:20,064 --> 00:10:21,065 Hold on! 241 00:10:21,482 --> 00:10:23,901 You are saying that you want to sell our house, 242 00:10:24,485 --> 00:10:26,904 the site of all of our memories, 243 00:10:26,946 --> 00:10:32,827 to give cash to a guy you just met for a business that doesn't exist yet? 244 00:10:32,952 --> 00:10:34,162 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 245 00:10:34,787 --> 00:10:36,831 I'm not going to give it to him. 246 00:10:37,165 --> 00:10:38,583 Then it would be taxed. 247 00:10:38,708 --> 00:10:39,626 Oh, my God. 248 00:10:39,709 --> 00:10:43,254 No, we're going to wait till we're married and combine assets. 249 00:10:44,005 --> 00:10:45,798 It's the least I can do to support his dream 250 00:10:45,882 --> 00:10:47,592 because he's moving here for me. 251 00:10:47,675 --> 00:10:49,427 Look what the cat dragged in. 252 00:10:49,510 --> 00:10:51,095 - Whoa! - Me! 253 00:10:51,179 --> 00:10:53,056 - You, baby. - Thank you for your credit card. 254 00:10:53,139 --> 00:10:55,034 - You betcha, honey. - And I got something for you. 255 00:10:55,058 --> 00:10:56,258 Oh, my god. No, no, no, no, no. 256 00:10:56,351 --> 00:10:57,935 I'm leaving. I'm going to work. 257 00:10:58,102 --> 00:11:00,521 Come on, baby. Let's dance. 258 00:11:00,605 --> 00:11:02,106 - Let's dance. - I'm going. 259 00:11:02,523 --> 00:11:05,234 - Oh, bye, honey. - Oh, bye, baby, baby, baby. 260 00:11:16,955 --> 00:11:18,665 - Hey, hon. - Hm? 261 00:11:18,748 --> 00:11:22,168 So you sent a company-wide email with zero exclamation marks, 262 00:11:22,210 --> 00:11:23,437 and I'm wondering if you're okay. 263 00:11:23,461 --> 00:11:26,464 My mom wants to marry Python Pants next week. 264 00:11:26,714 --> 00:11:27,924 - Next week? - Next week. 265 00:11:28,299 --> 00:11:29,339 And I can't let it happen. 266 00:11:29,509 --> 00:11:31,594 - Oh, he's really that bad. - He's awful. 267 00:11:31,970 --> 00:11:35,515 He's making her sell her house to steal all her money, to start some business. 268 00:11:35,932 --> 00:11:38,768 He's just... He's got his claws in her deep, you know? 269 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:40,561 - Ew. - Ew. 270 00:11:40,895 --> 00:11:42,855 Damn. Red Flag City. 271 00:11:42,981 --> 00:11:43,856 Mm-hmm. 272 00:11:43,940 --> 00:11:45,668 But your mom is a grown-ass woman, and she'll just 273 00:11:45,692 --> 00:11:47,378 have to live with the decisions that she makes. 274 00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:48,695 My mom is mentally a teenager. 275 00:11:48,861 --> 00:11:49,862 She can't... 276 00:11:50,697 --> 00:11:52,699 - You're right. - Yeah. Why? 277 00:11:53,074 --> 00:11:54,075 Her decisions. 278 00:11:55,285 --> 00:11:58,371 I have to make her think it's her decision to call things off with him. 279 00:11:58,579 --> 00:11:59,580 Yeah. 280 00:11:59,706 --> 00:12:01,874 But what is my mom more than anything else? 281 00:12:02,292 --> 00:12:03,293 Horny. 282 00:12:04,002 --> 00:12:05,002 Fair. 283 00:12:05,044 --> 00:12:05,920 What else? 284 00:12:06,045 --> 00:12:07,046 Self-centered. 285 00:12:07,380 --> 00:12:08,214 Yes. 286 00:12:08,298 --> 00:12:09,966 She's been talking about her next chapter 287 00:12:10,049 --> 00:12:11,968 of life for years, so I just have to make 288 00:12:12,051 --> 00:12:14,178 her see all the paths she won't be able 289 00:12:14,220 --> 00:12:16,597 to take in her next chapter if she's with Wayne. 290 00:12:16,681 --> 00:12:19,726 Mm-hmm. Are you sure that this is the path that you want to take? 291 00:12:19,934 --> 00:12:22,812 Because you've been working so hard to get your promotion, and... 292 00:12:22,895 --> 00:12:25,356 If I could do this at literally any other time, I would 293 00:12:25,398 --> 00:12:27,543 but if this man breaks her heart and steals her nest egg, 294 00:12:27,567 --> 00:12:29,753 I fear she will never recover, and I have to protect her. 295 00:12:29,777 --> 00:12:30,897 So that's what I'm gonna do. 296 00:12:36,951 --> 00:12:38,161 - Hi. - Hi. 297 00:12:38,244 --> 00:12:39,495 What are you doing here? 298 00:12:39,537 --> 00:12:41,748 I was just getting in the bath. Do you want to come in? 299 00:12:41,831 --> 00:12:44,125 - Uh, no. - I've had a bath today, thanks. 300 00:12:44,584 --> 00:12:46,419 I tried calling, but your voicemail's full. 301 00:12:46,628 --> 00:12:48,296 - Oh. - I have an idea. 302 00:12:49,172 --> 00:12:52,717 What if, instead of flying to Buffalo, 303 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:55,011 we drive to Buffalo together? 304 00:12:55,678 --> 00:12:57,013 Like a road trip? 305 00:12:57,305 --> 00:12:58,514 A bachelorette road trip? 306 00:12:58,681 --> 00:13:00,099 Yeah. I'll plan all the stops. 307 00:13:01,267 --> 00:13:02,477 Wait, but what about your job? 308 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:03,686 You never take time off. 309 00:13:03,853 --> 00:13:05,688 I can bring my laptop and work on the road. 310 00:13:05,772 --> 00:13:07,774 I've already told Lainey to call me 311 00:13:07,857 --> 00:13:10,485 if there's anything I absolutely have to handle 312 00:13:10,526 --> 00:13:13,655 because how often does my mom get married? 313 00:13:15,573 --> 00:13:19,118 Well, I'm pretty sure ceremonies in Belize don't count in the U.S. 314 00:13:19,369 --> 00:13:21,996 Okay. I'm gonna choose not to unpack that right now. 315 00:13:22,997 --> 00:13:26,793 I know Wayne might feel a little weird about being left in a new city all alone. 316 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:27,961 Oh, no, no, no. 317 00:13:28,044 --> 00:13:30,713 He's so busy scouting locations for the new business. 318 00:13:31,589 --> 00:13:33,466 I love how independent he is. 319 00:13:33,549 --> 00:13:34,860 - Mm-hmm. - I'm just gonna tell him 320 00:13:34,884 --> 00:13:38,054 to meet us in Buffalo before the wedding, and it will be just us. 321 00:13:38,137 --> 00:13:39,013 Great! 322 00:13:39,097 --> 00:13:41,349 A mother-daughter bachelorette party road trip. 323 00:13:41,891 --> 00:13:43,226 - Yes. - We'll leave tomorrow? 324 00:13:43,559 --> 00:13:45,436 Yes. Oh, I'm so excited. 325 00:13:45,603 --> 00:13:47,563 - I love you. - I love you too, Mom. 326 00:13:47,730 --> 00:13:50,525 I... I just want you to be so, so happy. 327 00:13:51,275 --> 00:13:52,276 You know that, right? 328 00:13:53,361 --> 00:13:56,239 Jeanie, come back! Our bubble bath's almost done bubbling. 329 00:13:58,032 --> 00:14:00,076 I gotta go. I'm so happy. 330 00:14:00,159 --> 00:14:02,120 - Love you, honey. - Okay. See you tomorrow. 331 00:14:08,334 --> 00:14:09,335 Here we go. 332 00:14:17,093 --> 00:14:18,344 Ta-da! 333 00:14:18,428 --> 00:14:20,888 I just got us a serious upgrade for next to nothing. 334 00:14:21,014 --> 00:14:22,140 You're welcome. 335 00:14:22,223 --> 00:14:23,463 But what about the trunk space? 336 00:14:23,766 --> 00:14:26,227 And what is next to nothing for a rental car cost? 337 00:14:26,311 --> 00:14:27,103 Don't worry about it. 338 00:14:27,270 --> 00:14:28,104 I'm selling my house. 339 00:14:28,187 --> 00:14:29,731 I'm about to be flush with cash. 340 00:14:30,481 --> 00:14:31,482 Really? 341 00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:32,886 Oh, wait, wait, wait. Be careful. 342 00:14:33,109 --> 00:14:34,110 Queenie's in there. 343 00:14:34,277 --> 00:14:35,486 You brought her remains? 344 00:14:36,279 --> 00:14:37,864 I would never travel without her. 345 00:14:38,197 --> 00:14:40,033 If you were dead, I'd bring you along, too. 346 00:14:40,199 --> 00:14:41,200 Don't ever do that. 347 00:14:41,826 --> 00:14:42,827 You couldn't stop me. 348 00:14:42,910 --> 00:14:43,911 You'd be dead. 349 00:14:44,037 --> 00:14:45,038 Mom. 350 00:14:45,163 --> 00:14:46,998 We need a picture before we hit the road. 351 00:14:47,415 --> 00:14:49,125 - Yeah. - Okay. 352 00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:50,585 One, two, three. 353 00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:55,089 And off we go. 354 00:14:55,173 --> 00:14:58,051 ♪ I have lived a lonely life ♪ 355 00:14:58,092 --> 00:14:59,093 Ooh! Mom? 356 00:14:59,177 --> 00:15:00,553 - Yeah? - Do you have a hair tie? 357 00:15:00,637 --> 00:15:02,347 Oh... hold on. 358 00:15:02,639 --> 00:15:03,639 Okay. 359 00:15:04,390 --> 00:15:05,266 - Let me... - Oh! 360 00:15:05,350 --> 00:15:07,352 ♪ Looking through the night ♪ 361 00:15:08,728 --> 00:15:10,063 ♪ Looking for a light ♪ 362 00:15:10,146 --> 00:15:11,564 - Ah! - How's that? 363 00:15:12,106 --> 00:15:13,399 Great, actually. 364 00:15:13,524 --> 00:15:15,234 ♪ Somewhere lost at sea ♪ 365 00:15:16,361 --> 00:15:19,781 - ♪ A feather on the breeze ♪ - Breeze... 366 00:15:19,906 --> 00:15:20,823 Oh, I love this song! 367 00:15:20,907 --> 00:15:22,867 - ♪ Carry me away ♪ - Away... 368 00:15:24,494 --> 00:15:26,829 Oh, come on... dance with me. 369 00:15:26,955 --> 00:15:29,207 Mom, I'm driving. Ten and two. 370 00:15:30,959 --> 00:15:32,418 Oh, come on. 371 00:15:32,502 --> 00:15:33,502 Okay... 372 00:15:35,254 --> 00:15:38,383 ♪ You keep me strong ♪ 373 00:15:38,466 --> 00:15:39,425 Woo! 374 00:15:39,467 --> 00:15:42,303 ♪ You give me hope ♪ 375 00:15:43,012 --> 00:15:43,846 ♪ You... ♪ 376 00:15:47,058 --> 00:15:49,018 ♪ You make me proud ♪ 377 00:15:49,102 --> 00:15:51,104 Oh, I think I swallowed a bug! 378 00:15:59,946 --> 00:16:01,114 Ew. 379 00:16:02,407 --> 00:16:06,411 This would not have happened if you hadn't insisted on getting a convertible. 380 00:16:07,453 --> 00:16:08,997 Oh, honey, it's just a few bugs. 381 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:10,081 It's no big deal. 382 00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:14,002 Oh, no. 383 00:16:14,085 --> 00:16:16,337 - What's wrong? - I know him. 384 00:16:16,421 --> 00:16:18,423 - That guy over there by the brown van. - Oh... 385 00:16:19,966 --> 00:16:21,759 - Ex-boyfriend? - No! 386 00:16:21,843 --> 00:16:23,904 He's just an annoying kid I went to high school with. 387 00:16:23,928 --> 00:16:25,221 Wesley Darvin. 388 00:16:25,305 --> 00:16:26,347 Mm... 389 00:16:26,889 --> 00:16:29,183 - Hey, Wesley! - Mom, no! 390 00:16:29,309 --> 00:16:30,184 - Yoo-hoo! - Stop! 391 00:16:30,268 --> 00:16:32,395 Uh, hi. Do I know you? 392 00:16:32,812 --> 00:16:34,564 I'm Alice Anderson's mom. 393 00:16:35,189 --> 00:16:36,941 She actually wanted to say hi to you. 394 00:16:37,025 --> 00:16:38,026 She's right over here. 395 00:16:38,651 --> 00:16:39,652 Alice? 396 00:16:41,946 --> 00:16:42,947 Oh, there she is. 397 00:16:43,031 --> 00:16:44,157 Alice Anderson? 398 00:16:45,074 --> 00:16:46,117 It's been a while. 399 00:16:46,909 --> 00:16:48,202 - Hey. - Hey. 400 00:16:48,369 --> 00:16:49,370 Hi. 401 00:16:50,163 --> 00:16:51,164 Oh, wow. 402 00:16:51,539 --> 00:16:53,791 She was just saying how cool she thought your van was. 403 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,001 Oh. 404 00:16:55,209 --> 00:16:57,462 I've never accused that thing of being cool. 405 00:16:57,754 --> 00:17:00,798 - It's, uh, very retro. - Yeah. 406 00:17:01,341 --> 00:17:04,218 Well, we bought it off the guy who painted it in 1972. 407 00:17:04,594 --> 00:17:05,845 - Ahh. All right. - Who's we? 408 00:17:06,012 --> 00:17:07,513 - Girlfriend? - No, no. 409 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:08,890 My bandmate, Clive. 410 00:17:09,140 --> 00:17:10,683 - Uh, I'm in a band. - Oh, wow. 411 00:17:10,767 --> 00:17:11,768 We're on tour. 412 00:17:12,018 --> 00:17:13,561 - And Clive's just in there. - Mmm. 413 00:17:13,936 --> 00:17:14,937 Clive! 414 00:17:16,773 --> 00:17:17,774 That's Clive. Yeah. 415 00:17:18,149 --> 00:17:19,692 - Woo-hoo. - Hey. 416 00:17:20,151 --> 00:17:21,444 He's, uh... 417 00:17:22,236 --> 00:17:23,237 He's shy. 418 00:17:24,113 --> 00:17:25,323 So you two are friends, huh? 419 00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,134 - No. Not even a little bit. - Yeah. 420 00:17:27,158 --> 00:17:28,660 Come on. You hated me in high school. 421 00:17:28,868 --> 00:17:30,495 - I didn't hate you. - Oh? 422 00:17:30,703 --> 00:17:33,414 I hated the way you were constantly trying to one-up me. 423 00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:35,388 I don't think I ever tried to one-up you. 424 00:17:35,416 --> 00:17:36,834 I think I just one-upped you. 425 00:17:37,001 --> 00:17:38,711 And you still ended up valedictorian. 426 00:17:39,170 --> 00:17:40,213 You were very... 427 00:17:41,381 --> 00:17:42,507 driven. 428 00:17:46,719 --> 00:17:47,971 Anyway, we should be going. 429 00:17:48,179 --> 00:17:49,639 Oh, no. We have a few more minutes. 430 00:17:49,722 --> 00:17:50,723 Keep catching up. 431 00:17:52,433 --> 00:17:54,644 I'm sorry. I knew I recognized you. 432 00:17:54,852 --> 00:17:56,972 Did you... did you come to school on a horse one time? 433 00:17:57,271 --> 00:17:58,791 - Alice's 16th birthday. - Mm-hmm. 434 00:17:59,023 --> 00:18:00,108 She wanted a car. 435 00:18:00,525 --> 00:18:02,527 But I was dating a guy at the equestrian center, 436 00:18:02,610 --> 00:18:05,321 and I thought, this is a pretty cool ride, too. 437 00:18:05,530 --> 00:18:06,406 No-brainer. 438 00:18:06,489 --> 00:18:09,033 We-we talked about that for a solid year. 439 00:18:09,117 --> 00:18:11,911 Yeah, you guys didn't stop neighing at me in the hallways. 440 00:18:12,078 --> 00:18:13,305 I have no recollection of this. 441 00:18:13,329 --> 00:18:14,998 So where's your band playing next? 442 00:18:15,290 --> 00:18:18,626 Uh, we've got a gig in Rochester. 443 00:18:18,710 --> 00:18:21,838 So we thought, what the hell, let's pack up the van, 444 00:18:21,921 --> 00:18:25,133 hit the road, see where the wind takes us, and we'll, 445 00:18:25,216 --> 00:18:27,385 uh, we'll play small gigs along the way. 446 00:18:28,511 --> 00:18:32,056 So you're going on a tour with only one booked gig? 447 00:18:32,348 --> 00:18:33,599 - Yep. - Wow. 448 00:18:34,225 --> 00:18:35,893 Not the overachiever I remember. 449 00:18:36,352 --> 00:18:37,979 Well. Times change. 450 00:18:38,187 --> 00:18:40,582 Well, that's pretty weird, because we're on the way to Buffalo. 451 00:18:40,606 --> 00:18:42,525 - Mom. - So you two should exchange numbers. 452 00:18:42,775 --> 00:18:44,895 - We don't have to... - That's a great idea, actually. 453 00:18:45,111 --> 00:18:47,655 - Yeah, see? - Here, uh, my phone is dead, so... 454 00:18:48,072 --> 00:18:49,824 An actual old-fashioned pen? 455 00:18:49,949 --> 00:18:50,950 Wow. 456 00:18:51,117 --> 00:18:52,317 Still carry one of those, huh? 457 00:18:53,453 --> 00:18:54,454 Take that. 458 00:18:54,579 --> 00:18:56,914 Um, just, uh, text me. 459 00:18:57,123 --> 00:19:01,628 If only to get recommendations for awesome diners and pit stops along the way. 460 00:19:01,753 --> 00:19:05,715 Uh, maybe we can grab a milkshake and you and I can reminisce 461 00:19:05,798 --> 00:19:07,467 about the good old days of AP Physics. 462 00:19:07,717 --> 00:19:09,927 Clive and I have done this route before, so... 463 00:19:10,136 --> 00:19:11,137 You hear that, honey? 464 00:19:11,596 --> 00:19:12,596 He's experienced. 465 00:19:12,639 --> 00:19:13,640 Okay. 466 00:19:14,015 --> 00:19:15,016 We're virgins. 467 00:19:15,099 --> 00:19:16,142 We're leaving. 468 00:19:16,517 --> 00:19:19,062 - Wow! - Let's go, Mom. Get in the car. 469 00:19:19,395 --> 00:19:23,316 Um, and, uh, nice, uh, panty pony. 470 00:19:23,650 --> 00:19:24,651 Very chic. 471 00:19:25,234 --> 00:19:27,779 Oh! He likes your panties. 472 00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:30,323 These are pantyhose in my hair? 473 00:19:31,157 --> 00:19:32,158 Mom! 474 00:19:36,579 --> 00:19:37,997 You have to go out with him. 475 00:19:38,081 --> 00:19:38,998 He's so cute. 476 00:19:39,082 --> 00:19:41,417 Me and Wesley Darvin? 477 00:19:41,668 --> 00:19:42,668 No way. 478 00:19:43,378 --> 00:19:46,005 Besides, he wasn't even asking me to hang out like that. 479 00:19:46,714 --> 00:19:47,715 Oh. 480 00:19:47,799 --> 00:19:48,800 I disagree. 481 00:19:49,759 --> 00:19:50,760 I like him. 482 00:19:50,843 --> 00:19:53,096 Yeah, you liking a guy is a red flag. 483 00:19:54,430 --> 00:19:56,224 You know, Mom... 484 00:19:56,808 --> 00:19:59,727 Once you get married, you won't be able to just... 485 00:19:59,811 --> 00:20:02,563 meet cute guys and flirt with them anymore. 486 00:20:03,982 --> 00:20:06,442 I'm getting married. I'm not turning into a nun. 487 00:20:07,276 --> 00:20:09,737 Plus, Wayne and I aren't the jealous types. 488 00:20:09,946 --> 00:20:10,947 Oh, really? 489 00:20:11,406 --> 00:20:14,158 Even though he used to work in strip clubs? 490 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,160 You kinda left that part out 491 00:20:16,244 --> 00:20:17,996 when you said he used to be in sales. 492 00:20:18,621 --> 00:20:21,082 Oh, the past is the past. 493 00:20:22,292 --> 00:20:25,295 And I am not judgmental about sex work. 494 00:20:25,503 --> 00:20:27,297 Hmph. Really though, Mom? 495 00:20:27,463 --> 00:20:29,424 Do you ever worry that... 496 00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:32,969 I'm not concerned a bit. 497 00:20:34,512 --> 00:20:37,307 Wayne and I have gotten through some very tough times. 498 00:20:38,099 --> 00:20:39,434 Because we communicate. 499 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:45,481 Hey, Mom. 500 00:20:46,774 --> 00:20:48,026 Take this freeway. 501 00:20:49,777 --> 00:20:51,362 Are we going to Cheryl's? 502 00:20:51,529 --> 00:20:53,406 It wouldn't be your bachelorette party if we 503 00:20:53,489 --> 00:20:56,117 didn't go to see your oldest bestest friend, right? 504 00:20:56,159 --> 00:20:57,619 Woo! 505 00:20:58,161 --> 00:20:59,996 - Yeah! - Yeah! 506 00:21:12,675 --> 00:21:17,555 I knew Cheryl was successful, but not like giant-mansion successful. 507 00:21:18,556 --> 00:21:19,557 What did she do again? 508 00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:23,144 Oh, she's the head of all product distribution of the Midwest. 509 00:21:23,186 --> 00:21:25,521 - Wow. - Mm-hmm. 510 00:21:26,022 --> 00:21:27,231 Oh my God, Jee-Jee. 511 00:21:27,357 --> 00:21:28,900 I'm so glad you're here. 512 00:21:29,025 --> 00:21:31,194 Oh. It's been way too long. 513 00:21:31,319 --> 00:21:32,403 I know. 514 00:21:32,487 --> 00:21:36,574 I mean, the last time I saw you, I think I still had my original eyelids. 515 00:21:37,283 --> 00:21:39,410 Now I blink like a 22-year-old. 516 00:21:39,994 --> 00:21:40,995 Oh. 517 00:21:41,204 --> 00:21:43,373 Alice, you're all grown up. 518 00:21:43,498 --> 00:21:44,499 Oh my God. 519 00:21:44,832 --> 00:21:46,834 The last time I saw you, you were still in that 520 00:21:46,918 --> 00:21:48,962 awkward phase that girls have when they're 13. 521 00:21:49,337 --> 00:21:50,797 I was 17. 522 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,507 The world needs late bloomers. Mm? 523 00:21:54,342 --> 00:21:57,804 I cannot believe that you're getting hitched, Jee-Jee. 524 00:21:58,054 --> 00:21:59,347 - I know. - I mean, oh my God. 525 00:21:59,597 --> 00:22:01,849 Okay. The only reason to marry a man 526 00:22:01,933 --> 00:22:04,477 that fast, tight pants, from a fat wallet. 527 00:22:05,103 --> 00:22:06,413 Or a fat something else. 528 00:22:06,437 --> 00:22:08,481 Oh, honey, you have no idea. 529 00:22:09,148 --> 00:22:11,567 Okay, ladies. You two. 530 00:22:13,444 --> 00:22:15,780 You know, I just realized you're actually 531 00:22:15,863 --> 00:22:18,741 like alternate versions of each other. 532 00:22:18,783 --> 00:22:20,118 You met working together. 533 00:22:20,743 --> 00:22:23,454 You both built wonderful careers. 534 00:22:23,538 --> 00:22:25,164 Bought your own homes. 535 00:22:25,832 --> 00:22:27,834 You've done a lot as independent ladies. 536 00:22:28,835 --> 00:22:32,422 Mom, maybe you should be going into business again with Cheryl. 537 00:22:33,047 --> 00:22:36,009 Your oldest best friend who you know and trust. 538 00:22:36,342 --> 00:22:37,343 Hm? 539 00:22:37,427 --> 00:22:39,262 I think our business days are over. 540 00:22:39,429 --> 00:22:40,430 Aww. 541 00:22:40,888 --> 00:22:42,265 Cher's like my big sister. 542 00:22:42,515 --> 00:22:44,225 Aw, you calling me old? 543 00:22:44,267 --> 00:22:47,478 Oh, and have your team of plastic surgeons come after me? 544 00:22:47,645 --> 00:22:49,731 - Never. - You know me too well. 545 00:22:50,064 --> 00:22:54,777 All right. Mm. Ladies, finish your champagne. 546 00:22:55,570 --> 00:22:56,904 I got a little surprise. 547 00:23:00,074 --> 00:23:02,076 - What? - What is that? 548 00:23:02,201 --> 00:23:03,369 What is going on? 549 00:23:04,078 --> 00:23:05,288 I'm like your fairy garden. 550 00:23:06,372 --> 00:23:07,582 What is this? 551 00:23:07,999 --> 00:23:11,753 Okay, don't look at any of the price tags, because I already bought 'em all. 552 00:23:12,337 --> 00:23:14,005 Cher, this is too much. 553 00:23:14,088 --> 00:23:16,007 Oh, pish posh. 554 00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:18,068 I mean, you said you haven't bought a wedding dress yet 555 00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:19,445 and, you know, I wanted to assist. 556 00:23:19,469 --> 00:23:20,720 And, you know, help Alice. 557 00:23:20,887 --> 00:23:22,013 Poor Alice over there. 558 00:23:22,096 --> 00:23:23,681 Find some clothes that aren't so drab. 559 00:23:23,973 --> 00:23:24,973 Drab? 560 00:23:25,058 --> 00:23:26,392 You look like an HR lady. 561 00:23:26,643 --> 00:23:27,852 But I am an HR lady. 562 00:23:29,812 --> 00:23:30,938 Okay. 563 00:23:31,272 --> 00:23:32,273 Where do we start? 564 00:23:33,941 --> 00:23:34,941 Mmm, no. 565 00:23:37,695 --> 00:23:38,821 - Oh? - Oh... 566 00:23:40,239 --> 00:23:41,366 Ooh... 567 00:23:43,242 --> 00:23:44,242 Hm? 568 00:23:50,875 --> 00:23:52,293 No! I love it. 569 00:24:01,260 --> 00:24:02,679 Turn around. 570 00:24:06,599 --> 00:24:07,599 I like it. 571 00:24:09,477 --> 00:24:10,812 Sorry if I'm hurting you. 572 00:24:10,979 --> 00:24:11,979 Oh, please, honey. 573 00:24:12,021 --> 00:24:14,341 After what you did to me when you were born, I can take it. 574 00:24:15,316 --> 00:24:16,316 Hm. 575 00:24:16,943 --> 00:24:17,944 This is fun, Mom. 576 00:24:18,611 --> 00:24:19,612 Yeah. 577 00:24:19,779 --> 00:24:22,282 We haven't had a girls' day like this in a long time, huh? 578 00:24:22,907 --> 00:24:24,951 Well, we went to that winter matinee last year. 579 00:24:25,451 --> 00:24:26,452 Oh, no. 580 00:24:26,911 --> 00:24:28,329 Tax Evasion Garrett met us there. 581 00:24:28,538 --> 00:24:30,331 No, that was two years ago. 582 00:24:30,540 --> 00:24:31,958 Last year was Jobless Bob. 583 00:24:33,459 --> 00:24:35,044 Oh. Yeah. 584 00:24:35,503 --> 00:24:37,672 I haven't had the best track record with men, have I? 585 00:24:38,548 --> 00:24:39,716 No, you haven't. 586 00:24:40,425 --> 00:24:42,427 That's why I'm so glad that I met Wayne. 587 00:24:43,344 --> 00:24:44,387 He's such a lovely guy. 588 00:24:47,265 --> 00:24:48,465 Well, you look beautiful, Mom. 589 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,144 Agh, bad news, ladies. 590 00:24:51,519 --> 00:24:53,104 Looks like the DEA are on their way. 591 00:24:53,313 --> 00:24:54,564 Did she just say the DEA? 592 00:24:54,689 --> 00:24:55,690 Yeah, this is not good. 593 00:24:55,773 --> 00:24:57,275 Apologies for being such a rude host, 594 00:24:57,358 --> 00:24:59,238 but it's probably best if you just hit the road. 595 00:24:59,277 --> 00:25:00,653 You know, before the feds arrive. 596 00:25:00,737 --> 00:25:01,738 Product distribution. 597 00:25:02,030 --> 00:25:03,031 That's drugs. 598 00:25:03,114 --> 00:25:04,115 She's a drug dealer? 599 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,280 That's how you're so rich? 600 00:25:05,533 --> 00:25:06,653 And you two worked together. 601 00:25:06,743 --> 00:25:07,952 Were you like Pablo Escobar? 602 00:25:08,077 --> 00:25:10,330 Oh, no. We were very low-level back then. 603 00:25:10,455 --> 00:25:12,832 Here's is for you. Just make a little wedding gift. 604 00:25:12,957 --> 00:25:15,227 It was lovely seeing you both. I'll see you at the wedding. 605 00:25:15,251 --> 00:25:16,252 - Okay. - Go on, honey. 606 00:25:16,336 --> 00:25:17,420 - Mom. - You gotta go fast. 607 00:25:17,545 --> 00:25:18,545 - Come on, Mom. - Faster! 608 00:25:18,588 --> 00:25:19,589 It's okay. 609 00:25:21,132 --> 00:25:22,717 You're going 90 miles an hour. 610 00:25:22,759 --> 00:25:23,760 Well, yeah. 611 00:25:24,636 --> 00:25:25,678 Oh, my God. 612 00:25:27,805 --> 00:25:28,806 Cheryl. 613 00:25:30,099 --> 00:25:32,518 Aunt Cheryl's like a... kingpin? 614 00:25:32,769 --> 00:25:34,437 What? 615 00:25:34,604 --> 00:25:35,855 That's funny you say that. 616 00:25:36,105 --> 00:25:38,024 That D.A.R.E. program must have really worked. 617 00:25:38,399 --> 00:25:40,568 Why wouldn't you ever tell me this? 618 00:25:41,819 --> 00:25:43,613 Because I didn't think you'd ever understand. 619 00:25:43,905 --> 00:25:45,031 Oh, I don't understand. 620 00:25:45,698 --> 00:25:47,450 This is so irresponsible, Mom. 621 00:25:47,533 --> 00:25:48,743 Oh, my God. 622 00:25:48,910 --> 00:25:50,012 You could have gone to jail. 623 00:25:50,036 --> 00:25:51,236 I mean, why would you risk it? 624 00:25:51,537 --> 00:25:55,375 There's not a lot of jobs for young single mothers without a college education. 625 00:25:56,876 --> 00:25:58,586 And I wanted a better life for you. 626 00:25:59,462 --> 00:26:03,967 So I just worked until I could buy a house and get out. 627 00:26:04,926 --> 00:26:06,511 And I don't regret any of it. 628 00:26:07,178 --> 00:26:08,179 Whoa, Mom. 629 00:26:08,638 --> 00:26:11,766 I guess I never really thought about it like that. 630 00:26:11,933 --> 00:26:12,933 I mean... 631 00:26:14,268 --> 00:26:16,229 it must have been really hard for you 632 00:26:16,312 --> 00:26:18,690 all by yourself with a newborn and nobody to rely on. 633 00:26:19,065 --> 00:26:21,651 - But you know what? - What? 634 00:26:21,734 --> 00:26:23,444 Now I have Wayne to lean on. 635 00:26:24,404 --> 00:26:25,488 My soulmate. 636 00:26:26,990 --> 00:26:27,991 Uh-huh. 637 00:26:34,664 --> 00:26:35,665 What's that smell? 638 00:26:37,292 --> 00:26:38,459 89 bucks a night. 639 00:26:39,460 --> 00:26:40,461 Okay. 640 00:26:41,087 --> 00:26:43,589 I'm gonna go freshen up and see if there's a bar. 641 00:26:44,007 --> 00:26:45,008 Yeah, good idea. 642 00:26:45,300 --> 00:26:46,301 I'll change, too. 643 00:26:46,426 --> 00:26:48,678 What? Why? You look so good. 644 00:26:48,803 --> 00:26:50,972 I'm overdressed for a motel bar, no? 645 00:26:51,389 --> 00:26:52,949 Well, at least let me give you something 646 00:26:53,016 --> 00:26:54,642 of mine that kind of shows off the goods. 647 00:26:54,892 --> 00:26:56,352 What makes you think I didn't bring 648 00:26:56,436 --> 00:26:57,756 anything that shows off the goods? 649 00:27:01,149 --> 00:27:02,150 Fine. 650 00:27:02,692 --> 00:27:03,693 Thank you. 651 00:27:08,823 --> 00:27:09,866 Oh, god. 652 00:27:18,082 --> 00:27:19,083 Hi. 653 00:27:20,043 --> 00:27:23,963 Is that Alice Anderson in a sexy black dress I see on my screen? Woo! 654 00:27:25,173 --> 00:27:26,173 Is it too much? 655 00:27:26,257 --> 00:27:27,258 It's so tight. 656 00:27:27,383 --> 00:27:28,217 No, it's perfect. 657 00:27:28,343 --> 00:27:30,070 I'm so glad that you're finally letting loose 658 00:27:30,094 --> 00:27:32,680 and shutting off those "Girls Gone Mild" vibes. 659 00:27:32,972 --> 00:27:34,682 Apparently we're going to a bar later. 660 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:36,601 I love that. 661 00:27:36,768 --> 00:27:41,898 It's literally the last thing I want to do right now, but we're connecting, so... 662 00:27:42,231 --> 00:27:43,483 It's a great idea. 663 00:27:44,025 --> 00:27:45,860 You know, your choices should always 664 00:27:45,902 --> 00:27:47,904 be bolder than your turtlenecks, Alice. 665 00:27:48,404 --> 00:27:49,405 Deepak Chopra said that. 666 00:27:49,656 --> 00:27:50,657 No, he did not. 667 00:27:50,865 --> 00:27:52,075 But I get your point. 668 00:27:53,201 --> 00:27:54,327 One drink can't hurt, right? 669 00:27:58,373 --> 00:27:59,373 Ahh. 670 00:27:59,707 --> 00:28:00,708 Wow. 671 00:28:01,376 --> 00:28:03,378 I can feel the earth spinning, I think. 672 00:28:03,753 --> 00:28:04,963 It's amazing. 673 00:28:05,254 --> 00:28:07,382 That's what love feels like. 674 00:28:07,548 --> 00:28:10,301 I'll take your word for it. 675 00:28:10,385 --> 00:28:13,846 Honey... you've got to get out there and date more. 676 00:28:13,930 --> 00:28:21,688 No. I watched you be heartbroken over and over for my whole life. 677 00:28:22,355 --> 00:28:23,731 No, no dating. 678 00:28:24,732 --> 00:28:25,732 Mm-mm. 679 00:28:29,737 --> 00:28:31,281 You don't date because of me? 680 00:28:32,865 --> 00:28:34,534 I didn't think you absorbed all that. 681 00:28:35,201 --> 00:28:37,912 I mean... It's okay. 682 00:28:38,204 --> 00:28:39,872 Oh, Mom. I'm okay. 683 00:28:40,540 --> 00:28:41,541 I don't even need a man. 684 00:28:42,417 --> 00:28:44,127 And I just always needed a man. 685 00:28:44,919 --> 00:28:46,337 Ya think? 686 00:28:47,755 --> 00:28:48,756 I... 687 00:28:49,090 --> 00:28:50,091 Sorry. 688 00:28:50,174 --> 00:28:51,175 I just mean... 689 00:28:53,386 --> 00:28:54,387 Are you... 690 00:28:54,637 --> 00:28:58,683 Are you sure you want to marry this guy you've only known for six days? 691 00:28:59,434 --> 00:29:00,435 Yeah. 692 00:29:00,727 --> 00:29:01,728 In Buffalo? 693 00:29:02,186 --> 00:29:04,105 Why Buffalo? 694 00:29:05,356 --> 00:29:06,983 You know I had a hard time growing up. 695 00:29:07,775 --> 00:29:08,776 My parents... 696 00:29:08,901 --> 00:29:09,902 I know, Mom. 697 00:29:11,654 --> 00:29:12,655 Well... 698 00:29:13,406 --> 00:29:14,407 One weekend... 699 00:29:15,366 --> 00:29:16,409 We went to Buffalo. 700 00:29:17,910 --> 00:29:19,329 And we had the best time. 701 00:29:20,747 --> 00:29:21,956 Everyone was so happy. 702 00:29:25,877 --> 00:29:27,086 It really felt like family. 703 00:29:29,339 --> 00:29:30,339 Hmm. 704 00:29:31,341 --> 00:29:34,677 So I was really sad when we were leaving and... 705 00:29:36,054 --> 00:29:37,555 I saw this couple. 706 00:29:38,931 --> 00:29:40,767 And they were getting married in the chapel. 707 00:29:42,727 --> 00:29:44,228 And it was so beautiful. 708 00:29:46,272 --> 00:29:47,899 And I just thought... 709 00:29:47,982 --> 00:29:50,026 If I ever get married... 710 00:29:51,819 --> 00:29:53,821 I'm gonna get married right here because... 711 00:29:55,073 --> 00:29:57,659 Buffalo is just the happiest place on earth. 712 00:30:02,163 --> 00:30:03,915 I want you to be happy. 713 00:30:06,417 --> 00:30:08,252 But do you think this is gonna last? 714 00:30:09,462 --> 00:30:10,463 Oh, I will. 715 00:30:13,007 --> 00:30:15,510 Wayne isn't like any other man I dated. 716 00:30:17,261 --> 00:30:19,764 He only wants what's best for me. 717 00:30:21,265 --> 00:30:22,266 I promise. 718 00:30:24,978 --> 00:30:25,979 You believe me, right? 719 00:30:31,192 --> 00:30:32,193 I, um... 720 00:30:35,738 --> 00:30:37,490 I believe we... 721 00:30:37,782 --> 00:30:39,117 Need to ride that. 722 00:30:41,995 --> 00:30:42,996 Yes! 723 00:30:43,204 --> 00:30:44,414 - Come on. - Okay. 724 00:30:45,665 --> 00:30:47,458 Jeanie: Get on her, honey! 725 00:30:47,583 --> 00:30:51,337 - Yeah! Woo! - Woo-hoo! 726 00:30:51,421 --> 00:30:53,673 - Okay... - Look at her go! 727 00:30:53,756 --> 00:30:55,800 That's my girl! Oh, yeah! 728 00:30:58,970 --> 00:31:00,722 Yeah! She gets her hips from me! 729 00:31:02,515 --> 00:31:04,183 Ride that bull, honey! 730 00:31:04,392 --> 00:31:05,392 Ride it! 731 00:31:05,852 --> 00:31:08,104 She's doin' it! She's doin' it! 732 00:31:08,479 --> 00:31:09,647 Whoa! 733 00:31:12,650 --> 00:31:14,402 Oh! Honey! Alice! Alice! 734 00:31:15,695 --> 00:31:16,695 Got you! 735 00:31:16,988 --> 00:31:19,073 That's payback for the airport! 736 00:31:22,744 --> 00:31:25,163 - Ooh. - Are you okay, honey? 737 00:31:25,246 --> 00:31:26,664 - Yeah. - You sure? 738 00:31:26,873 --> 00:31:29,334 Yeah. Hundred percent. I just need one sec. 739 00:31:29,876 --> 00:31:30,877 Oh! 740 00:31:31,252 --> 00:31:33,254 Oh! Boy! 741 00:31:40,345 --> 00:31:41,665 I don't know what got me worse... 742 00:31:41,846 --> 00:31:43,306 The booze or the bull. 743 00:31:44,432 --> 00:31:45,433 Oh. 744 00:31:46,142 --> 00:31:47,310 It's the booze. 745 00:31:47,477 --> 00:31:48,478 Trust me. 746 00:31:53,191 --> 00:31:55,068 Hey, we're really close to Columbus. 747 00:31:56,694 --> 00:31:58,446 You know, some, um... 748 00:31:59,656 --> 00:32:01,824 Fresh air might really help me... walk around. 749 00:32:02,825 --> 00:32:04,744 Enjoy the beauty of Ohio. 750 00:32:05,745 --> 00:32:08,331 Isn't that pretty far out of the way? 751 00:32:08,539 --> 00:32:11,668 - No, it's... - Or did you plan a stop for us? 752 00:32:11,834 --> 00:32:13,670 No. No plan. 753 00:32:24,597 --> 00:32:25,598 Hey, Mom. 754 00:32:25,682 --> 00:32:28,101 Could you go inside and get me a bottle of water? 755 00:32:28,476 --> 00:32:31,270 Oh, and maybe a box of those mini gas station donuts? 756 00:32:31,896 --> 00:32:33,106 Mini gas station donuts? 757 00:32:33,690 --> 00:32:34,691 Yeah. 758 00:32:34,732 --> 00:32:36,572 The ones with the powdered sugar all over them. 759 00:32:37,068 --> 00:32:38,069 Oh. 760 00:32:38,820 --> 00:32:39,820 Okay. 761 00:32:40,154 --> 00:32:41,823 How did I raise you so wrong? 762 00:32:47,203 --> 00:32:48,204 Okay. 763 00:32:48,913 --> 00:32:49,914 This is gonna work. 764 00:32:50,540 --> 00:32:51,874 I just need a... 765 00:32:52,125 --> 00:32:53,293 reason to get us there. 766 00:32:54,335 --> 00:32:55,335 Okay. 767 00:32:55,712 --> 00:32:56,713 Just a quick... 768 00:32:59,507 --> 00:33:01,092 Okay, come on, Alice. 769 00:33:01,134 --> 00:33:05,596 You gotta do this, otherwise your mom is gonna get fondled by a strip club 770 00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,849 con artist with produce for the rest of your life. 771 00:33:08,683 --> 00:33:09,684 Ew! 772 00:33:10,018 --> 00:33:11,019 Come on! 773 00:33:12,186 --> 00:33:13,187 Lock in. 774 00:33:14,564 --> 00:33:15,565 Ah! 775 00:33:15,940 --> 00:33:16,941 Shit! 776 00:33:17,734 --> 00:33:18,735 Ow! 777 00:33:19,485 --> 00:33:20,612 Oh, no! 778 00:33:21,321 --> 00:33:23,114 Oh! Honey! 779 00:33:23,281 --> 00:33:25,825 - What's wrong? - I think I chipped my ulna. 780 00:33:26,117 --> 00:33:27,702 Oh! Where's that? 781 00:33:27,785 --> 00:33:28,786 It's my elbow! 782 00:33:29,412 --> 00:33:31,456 Oh... Oh. 783 00:33:31,956 --> 00:33:32,957 I'm gonna... 784 00:33:33,291 --> 00:33:35,043 I'm gonna find the nearest doctor's office. 785 00:33:37,837 --> 00:33:41,382 You bang your elbow and you run to a plastic surgeon's office? 786 00:33:42,133 --> 00:33:44,427 What do you think they're gonna do, Botox the bruise? 787 00:33:46,596 --> 00:33:48,181 Miss Anderson, I'm Dr... 788 00:33:48,890 --> 00:33:49,891 Tim? 789 00:33:50,266 --> 00:33:51,225 Jeanie? 790 00:33:51,267 --> 00:33:52,267 - Oh! - My God. 791 00:33:52,602 --> 00:33:53,686 You two know each other? 792 00:33:54,062 --> 00:33:55,063 It's been a while. 793 00:33:56,564 --> 00:33:58,316 - How are you? - Wow! 794 00:33:58,483 --> 00:34:02,195 So, uh, you finally opened your own practice? 795 00:34:02,946 --> 00:34:03,986 I always told you I would. 796 00:34:06,991 --> 00:34:10,161 You went to Harvard Medical School? 797 00:34:10,286 --> 00:34:11,454 Uh-huh, yeah. 798 00:34:11,537 --> 00:34:14,666 After the Peace Corps, I realized my true calling was medicine. 799 00:34:14,999 --> 00:34:16,000 Wow. 800 00:34:16,250 --> 00:34:18,628 And what better way to help people than cosmetic surgery? 801 00:34:19,629 --> 00:34:22,340 Because when you look your best, you feel your best. 802 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,717 I guess that is true. 803 00:34:24,884 --> 00:34:27,345 Must be a nice paycheck too, huh? 804 00:34:28,513 --> 00:34:30,890 Jeanie, it's so good to see you. 805 00:34:32,016 --> 00:34:33,977 Um, wait, Mom. 806 00:34:34,852 --> 00:34:38,439 Is this the Tim you dated when I was three? 807 00:34:39,399 --> 00:34:42,193 That you said was the great love of your life? 808 00:34:43,319 --> 00:34:46,364 Um, I might have said something like that. 809 00:34:46,489 --> 00:34:49,409 Well, I mean, of course this was before Wayne. 810 00:34:49,826 --> 00:34:50,906 Wait a second, who's Wayne? 811 00:34:50,952 --> 00:34:51,953 My fiancé. 812 00:34:52,287 --> 00:34:55,290 - Oh. Congrats. - Mm-hmm. 813 00:34:55,415 --> 00:34:57,792 So much you two don't know about each other. 814 00:34:57,959 --> 00:35:04,215 Maybe we should spend an extra day or two here and you and this Harvard-educated, 815 00:35:04,549 --> 00:35:07,135 rich doctor with an excellent jawline. 816 00:35:07,552 --> 00:35:08,552 Did you get that done? 817 00:35:09,345 --> 00:35:10,346 Not my business. 818 00:35:10,430 --> 00:35:11,639 You two could catch up. 819 00:35:14,183 --> 00:35:16,561 Jeanie, I've missed you so much. 820 00:35:17,353 --> 00:35:18,354 You! 821 00:35:21,649 --> 00:35:22,900 I warned you. 822 00:35:23,234 --> 00:35:25,778 Nancy! Oh, you look terrific! 823 00:35:26,070 --> 00:35:27,196 He does great work! 824 00:35:27,655 --> 00:35:29,425 Nancy, Jeanie just stopped in with her daughter. 825 00:35:29,449 --> 00:35:30,449 Oh, my God! Mom? 826 00:35:30,742 --> 00:35:31,784 I warned you! 827 00:35:32,493 --> 00:35:36,205 Next time you come near my husband, it would be your last! 828 00:35:36,539 --> 00:35:37,539 Your husband? 829 00:35:37,624 --> 00:35:39,334 He is not wearing a wedding ring! 830 00:35:39,417 --> 00:35:40,817 You are not wearing a wedding ring! 831 00:35:40,877 --> 00:35:41,961 No! No, no, no, no, Nancy! 832 00:35:42,086 --> 00:35:42,920 No! Nancy! No! 833 00:35:43,004 --> 00:35:44,339 You're gonna hurt someone. 834 00:35:49,927 --> 00:35:51,763 - Run! - Nancy! Nancy! 835 00:35:52,639 --> 00:35:55,683 Oh, my God! Go! Go! Go! Go! 836 00:35:55,767 --> 00:35:56,768 Oh, my God! 837 00:35:59,062 --> 00:36:00,813 - Get in the car! - Oh, my god, Mom! 838 00:36:02,690 --> 00:36:03,733 Go, go, go, go, go! 839 00:36:06,945 --> 00:36:08,071 Oh my god! 840 00:36:16,162 --> 00:36:17,705 Oh my god! 841 00:36:20,959 --> 00:36:23,169 Don't even think about coming back! 842 00:36:23,628 --> 00:36:25,672 That was insane. 843 00:36:26,464 --> 00:36:27,465 It'll be fine. 844 00:36:27,924 --> 00:36:28,925 How's your elbow? 845 00:36:29,092 --> 00:36:31,219 What? Oh, better. Thank you. 846 00:36:31,594 --> 00:36:33,554 I'm really sorry it made us go there. 847 00:36:34,681 --> 00:36:37,642 Well, you know, it's not like you knew it was my ex's practice. 848 00:36:38,685 --> 00:36:39,686 Yeah. 849 00:36:40,395 --> 00:36:41,562 Small world. 850 00:36:41,604 --> 00:36:44,315 It did seem like you two were kind of having a moment 851 00:36:44,357 --> 00:36:46,693 there before we almost got murdered by his wife. 852 00:36:47,068 --> 00:36:48,194 You know, it's funny. 853 00:36:48,528 --> 00:36:52,949 I spent the last two decades fantasizing about Tim, you know, the one who got away. 854 00:36:53,116 --> 00:36:54,117 Yeah. 855 00:36:54,158 --> 00:36:56,119 Now I see exactly what was wrong. 856 00:36:56,786 --> 00:36:58,413 Like that he's married? 857 00:36:58,454 --> 00:37:01,833 Well, yeah, but also, he never stood up for me. 858 00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:05,003 With Wayne, I always feel so supported. 859 00:37:07,297 --> 00:37:08,298 Yeah. 860 00:37:09,549 --> 00:37:11,175 Oh, shit! 861 00:37:11,551 --> 00:37:14,178 I wasn't speeding. Will you hand me my purse? 862 00:37:14,345 --> 00:37:15,346 I threw it in the back. 863 00:37:17,015 --> 00:37:18,016 Oh my god. 864 00:37:19,684 --> 00:37:21,102 Why is there cocaine in our car? 865 00:37:21,352 --> 00:37:23,980 Because Cheryl is a very generous gift giver. 866 00:37:24,314 --> 00:37:25,314 It's worth a fortune. 867 00:37:25,732 --> 00:37:28,067 Mom, the cop is gonna see this. 868 00:37:28,359 --> 00:37:29,639 And then I'm gonna go to prison. 869 00:37:29,944 --> 00:37:31,487 I'm gonna go to prison with my mom. 870 00:37:31,696 --> 00:37:32,697 Oh my god. 871 00:37:34,115 --> 00:37:35,116 What are you doing? 872 00:37:36,993 --> 00:37:40,079 - Oh my god. - Okay. Listen to me, Alice. 873 00:37:40,830 --> 00:37:43,708 Men will do anything if you flirt with them in the right way. 874 00:37:43,833 --> 00:37:45,293 It's our superpower as women. 875 00:37:45,585 --> 00:37:47,086 Mom, I can't. I'm not like you. 876 00:37:47,211 --> 00:37:48,212 Yes, you are. 877 00:37:48,296 --> 00:37:49,696 You just have to do three things... 878 00:37:49,839 --> 00:37:53,760 Use his name, laugh at whatever he says, and give him a look like this. 879 00:37:54,260 --> 00:37:56,429 - I can't do that. - Oh, yes you can. 880 00:37:56,512 --> 00:37:57,512 No. 881 00:37:57,597 --> 00:37:58,848 I trust you. Love you. 882 00:37:58,931 --> 00:38:01,059 No, I can't, mom. I can't. 883 00:38:01,726 --> 00:38:02,727 Uh... Hi. 884 00:38:03,061 --> 00:38:04,354 Officer Dinkleman. 885 00:38:04,729 --> 00:38:06,064 Wow. Cool name. 886 00:38:06,439 --> 00:38:07,679 You know why I pulled you over? 887 00:38:08,149 --> 00:38:09,150 No. 888 00:38:09,442 --> 00:38:11,277 Officer Dinkleman. I don't. 889 00:38:11,486 --> 00:38:12,737 You got a busted taillight. 890 00:38:13,321 --> 00:38:14,321 Well... 891 00:38:15,406 --> 00:38:16,532 We hit a deer. 892 00:38:17,158 --> 00:38:18,159 From the back. 893 00:38:18,660 --> 00:38:19,744 Crazy, right? 894 00:38:20,036 --> 00:38:21,704 I mean, what are the odds? 895 00:38:21,913 --> 00:38:23,748 So funny. Not for the deer. 896 00:38:23,831 --> 00:38:26,751 Oh, it's a powder explosion. 897 00:38:26,834 --> 00:38:29,379 My daughter just loves those mini gas station donuts. 898 00:38:30,004 --> 00:38:31,839 - Dinkleman. - Gross. No one likes those. 899 00:38:31,923 --> 00:38:34,842 Oh, I do. They're my guilty pleasure. 900 00:38:35,218 --> 00:38:38,346 Must have spilled them when we hit the deer. 901 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,040 If you promise to go to a mechanic, I can give you a warning. 902 00:38:43,685 --> 00:38:44,685 Really? 903 00:38:45,311 --> 00:38:46,312 Mm-hm. Safe travels. 904 00:38:46,354 --> 00:38:48,856 Thank you. 905 00:38:50,024 --> 00:38:51,567 I can't believe that actually worked. 906 00:38:51,859 --> 00:38:52,944 So proud of you, honey. 907 00:38:53,277 --> 00:38:54,988 We just have to work on your flirting face. 908 00:38:55,321 --> 00:38:56,656 Why was the lip-bite too much? 909 00:38:56,990 --> 00:38:59,450 Mm. I'd have given more cannibal than coquette. 910 00:38:59,575 --> 00:39:01,494 - Okay. - I can take that feedback. 911 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:05,957 Speaking of coquette, we need to get this stuff out of here immediately. 912 00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,084 - Mm. - Good call with the donuts, mom. 913 00:39:08,209 --> 00:39:09,311 How'd you come up with that? 914 00:39:09,335 --> 00:39:10,815 I still have few tricks up my sleeve. 915 00:39:11,004 --> 00:39:12,564 - Yeah. - Come on. I'm hungry. Let's go. 916 00:39:12,672 --> 00:39:13,673 Okay. 917 00:39:16,634 --> 00:39:19,053 Is that... No, it couldn't be. 918 00:39:19,345 --> 00:39:22,015 Don't I know you from... from high school? 919 00:39:22,140 --> 00:39:24,517 Do you remember? It's me. Hey. 920 00:39:24,726 --> 00:39:26,185 How are you here? 921 00:39:27,437 --> 00:39:30,648 Oh, I just happened to be passing by my favorite pit stop. 922 00:39:31,399 --> 00:39:33,460 Which is why I recommended it to your mother yesterday. 923 00:39:33,484 --> 00:39:34,861 Oh, did you? 924 00:39:34,902 --> 00:39:38,615 I thought it would be rude if I didn't text him after he gave you his number. 925 00:39:38,740 --> 00:39:42,118 - Mm. - So, uh, seeing as you're here, 926 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:43,911 Clive and I are playing at a festival 927 00:39:43,995 --> 00:39:45,915 nearby, so it'd be great if you two came through. 928 00:39:45,955 --> 00:39:49,626 Oh. We have a lot of driving to do today, mother. 929 00:39:50,168 --> 00:39:52,587 So, I just don't know that we have time. 930 00:39:52,837 --> 00:39:53,837 Come on. It'll be fun. 931 00:39:53,963 --> 00:39:56,174 You can leave immediately after we finish playing, 932 00:39:56,257 --> 00:39:58,843 and I will play so fast, just for you. 933 00:40:03,431 --> 00:40:05,266 - Sure. - Okay. Good. Okay. Great. 934 00:40:05,350 --> 00:40:06,351 Woo! 935 00:40:06,476 --> 00:40:08,396 Good. All right. Uh, Clive is waiting in the van, 936 00:40:08,436 --> 00:40:10,647 so, uh, I will text you the address. 937 00:40:11,147 --> 00:40:12,690 Okay. Great. Thank you very much. 938 00:40:12,774 --> 00:40:14,442 - And, uh, may I? - Yep. 939 00:40:15,109 --> 00:40:16,110 We'll see you later. 940 00:40:16,194 --> 00:40:18,321 - Okay. - Woo-hoo! 941 00:40:18,571 --> 00:40:21,866 - This'll be fun. - What are you up to? 942 00:40:22,075 --> 00:40:23,076 Oh, come on. 943 00:40:24,827 --> 00:40:26,120 - I can feel it. - Ah. 944 00:40:27,163 --> 00:40:28,873 Unbelievable. 945 00:40:37,465 --> 00:40:40,510 Oh, what great outfits. 946 00:40:40,593 --> 00:40:41,970 No, this is not a music festival. 947 00:40:42,011 --> 00:40:43,304 This is gonna be so much fun. 948 00:40:43,388 --> 00:40:44,681 I always wanted to be a wench. 949 00:40:50,019 --> 00:40:51,729 Oh, I like your cape. 950 00:40:51,896 --> 00:40:53,064 Oh, my goodness. 951 00:40:53,147 --> 00:40:54,315 What is over here? 952 00:40:54,524 --> 00:40:55,692 Is this harvest stuff? 953 00:41:02,782 --> 00:41:03,825 Woo. 954 00:41:05,868 --> 00:41:06,868 Wow... 955 00:41:06,911 --> 00:41:11,708 ♪ On a cold and rainy afternoon ♪ 956 00:41:12,875 --> 00:41:14,961 ♪ You found my pieces ♪ 957 00:41:15,003 --> 00:41:17,755 ♪ Fighting back to life ♪ 958 00:41:19,007 --> 00:41:21,718 ♪ Facially you're lifting me ♪ 959 00:41:22,218 --> 00:41:24,012 ♪ From my arms... ♪ 960 00:41:24,095 --> 00:41:25,346 Look at those fingers go. 961 00:41:26,597 --> 00:41:28,725 That's why you date guitarists and not drummers. 962 00:41:28,808 --> 00:41:30,727 - Mom! - Never drummers. 963 00:41:30,852 --> 00:41:31,936 Okay. 964 00:41:39,444 --> 00:41:40,838 All right. Thank you very much. 965 00:41:40,862 --> 00:41:42,113 That's been our time. 966 00:41:46,993 --> 00:41:48,453 What? Mom? No. Mom. 967 00:41:48,703 --> 00:41:50,463 I'm just gonna... I'm just gonna be a second. 968 00:41:51,039 --> 00:41:52,040 Okay? 969 00:41:53,124 --> 00:41:54,125 Hey. 970 00:41:54,208 --> 00:41:55,209 Hey. 971 00:41:56,127 --> 00:41:57,712 - That was great. - Thanks. 972 00:41:57,837 --> 00:42:00,548 I mean, really, really great. 973 00:42:01,007 --> 00:42:02,008 Thanks so much. 974 00:42:02,091 --> 00:42:03,277 And thank you so much for coming. 975 00:42:03,301 --> 00:42:04,301 Well, yeah. 976 00:42:04,344 --> 00:42:07,096 We would certainly not forbear it, good sir. 977 00:42:08,014 --> 00:42:09,015 Okay. 978 00:42:09,098 --> 00:42:12,602 It's a little Renaissance Faire Shake... speare. 979 00:42:12,727 --> 00:42:15,021 You know, we wouldn't have missed it. 980 00:42:15,146 --> 00:42:17,106 And, uh, look, I know you said you had 981 00:42:17,148 --> 00:42:19,400 to hit the road or whatever, but this is a... 982 00:42:19,984 --> 00:42:22,737 really cool place and, uh, I don't know, did you 983 00:42:22,820 --> 00:42:25,281 want to maybe take a walk, check it out and catch up? 984 00:42:26,741 --> 00:42:30,161 I do, um, it's just we, well, we have a schedule 985 00:42:30,203 --> 00:42:31,996 and I can't really abandon my mom. 986 00:42:32,038 --> 00:42:34,749 - Oh. - Oh, oh, no. 987 00:42:34,791 --> 00:42:38,544 How would I ever find shelter or ale without my daughter? 988 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:39,921 Well... 989 00:42:40,004 --> 00:42:41,965 Honey, I know you think you have to take care 990 00:42:42,048 --> 00:42:44,258 of me, but you don't because I'm older than you. 991 00:42:45,510 --> 00:42:46,844 - Barely. - Mm-hm. 992 00:42:48,304 --> 00:42:51,391 Why don't you kids go have some fun and make me a grandbaby? 993 00:42:51,474 --> 00:42:54,143 - Mom! - Oh, come on, we're at a ren faire. 994 00:42:54,227 --> 00:42:56,330 - Just go plunder each other's booty. - Please ignore her. 995 00:42:56,354 --> 00:42:57,354 Wow. 996 00:42:57,397 --> 00:42:58,398 Let's go. 997 00:42:58,439 --> 00:42:59,440 Yes. Okay. 998 00:43:03,444 --> 00:43:05,446 - Clive, is it? - Yes. 999 00:43:05,780 --> 00:43:07,615 Come on, Clive, let's go find a cup of mead. 1000 00:43:08,700 --> 00:43:09,701 Yeah, okay. 1001 00:43:10,743 --> 00:43:11,744 Let's do it. 1002 00:43:12,453 --> 00:43:14,163 Let's see what you got, Katniss Everdeen. 1003 00:43:14,497 --> 00:43:15,915 Just give it a little... 1004 00:43:15,957 --> 00:43:17,041 Pull it back a little bit. 1005 00:43:17,125 --> 00:43:19,002 Pull back. You got this. You got this. 1006 00:43:19,085 --> 00:43:20,086 And... 1007 00:43:21,129 --> 00:43:22,130 Ha! 1008 00:43:22,839 --> 00:43:23,840 Not bad. 1009 00:43:23,965 --> 00:43:25,383 - Wait, same time, ready? - Uh-huh. 1010 00:43:25,466 --> 00:43:27,302 Okay, go. One, two, three. 1011 00:43:37,729 --> 00:43:38,730 Two. 1012 00:43:39,647 --> 00:43:40,648 Congrats. 1013 00:43:41,107 --> 00:43:43,693 Oh, your lap is so comfy. 1014 00:43:44,319 --> 00:43:45,320 Oh. 1015 00:43:45,528 --> 00:43:47,739 - I look like a princess. - You absolutely do. 1016 00:43:48,573 --> 00:43:49,741 Oh, yes. 1017 00:43:50,742 --> 00:43:51,743 Oh, ooh, ooh. 1018 00:44:03,087 --> 00:44:04,255 Woo! 1019 00:44:04,422 --> 00:44:05,782 Thanks for inviting me and my mom. 1020 00:44:05,882 --> 00:44:07,508 - Of course. - This is fun. 1021 00:44:07,967 --> 00:44:09,218 You two seem close. 1022 00:44:11,304 --> 00:44:13,240 I didn't mean to open up a can of worms like I'm so... 1023 00:44:13,264 --> 00:44:14,724 That wasn't a trick question or... 1024 00:44:14,849 --> 00:44:18,353 It's okay. My mom and I are a work in progress. 1025 00:44:18,936 --> 00:44:19,937 How so? 1026 00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:23,066 Do you want the real answer or...? 1027 00:44:24,233 --> 00:44:25,233 The real answer. 1028 00:44:25,735 --> 00:44:29,030 It's sort of like my whole life I have been her single mom. 1029 00:44:29,656 --> 00:44:32,700 And if I recall, your father wasn't around, right? Yeah. 1030 00:44:32,742 --> 00:44:34,285 - Mm-mm. - Sorry to bring that up. 1031 00:44:34,369 --> 00:44:35,370 It's okay. 1032 00:44:35,828 --> 00:44:37,228 You can't miss what you don't know. 1033 00:44:37,330 --> 00:44:40,500 Not that I have, like, crazy daddy issues or something. 1034 00:44:40,708 --> 00:44:41,876 I'm sorry, I've got bad news. 1035 00:44:42,001 --> 00:44:43,753 - What? - You are at a Renaissance faire. 1036 00:44:45,296 --> 00:44:46,714 On a date with a guy from a band. 1037 00:44:47,006 --> 00:44:48,091 You have got daddy issues. 1038 00:44:48,424 --> 00:44:50,009 Okay. Okay, I see your point. 1039 00:44:51,803 --> 00:44:53,805 - What? - This is a date, right? 1040 00:44:54,889 --> 00:44:56,307 Good sir. 1041 00:44:56,891 --> 00:45:00,728 I do not share a turkey leg with just anyone. 1042 00:45:00,979 --> 00:45:02,579 Okay, well, I'm very happy to hear that. 1043 00:45:02,605 --> 00:45:07,360 Now, if only we had some desserts, like a huge stack of mini-powdered doughnuts. 1044 00:45:07,610 --> 00:45:09,737 - You like those? - They're the best dessert easily. 1045 00:45:09,862 --> 00:45:10,947 - Top ten. - I know! 1046 00:45:10,989 --> 00:45:12,341 - They're the greatest. - Incredible. 1047 00:45:12,365 --> 00:45:13,283 - Top two. - My favorite. 1048 00:45:13,366 --> 00:45:14,367 And they're not two. 1049 00:45:14,993 --> 00:45:15,994 Wow! 1050 00:45:16,536 --> 00:45:20,456 And, just to put your mind at ease, I grew up in a household 1051 00:45:20,540 --> 00:45:22,851 with a happily married couple, and look how that worked out. 1052 00:45:22,875 --> 00:45:25,104 I live in a van, and my parents don't return my phone calls. 1053 00:45:25,128 --> 00:45:26,504 - Really? - Yeah. 1054 00:45:27,130 --> 00:45:28,131 I'm... 1055 00:45:28,589 --> 00:45:29,590 I'm so sorry, why? 1056 00:45:29,799 --> 00:45:33,136 I did the whole law school thing, got a great job at a great firm, 1057 00:45:33,386 --> 00:45:35,638 and I was miserable. 1058 00:45:37,181 --> 00:45:38,784 And one day I was going to work, and there 1059 00:45:38,808 --> 00:45:42,020 was a homeless gentleman playing some music. 1060 00:45:42,270 --> 00:45:46,816 I was so jealous that he got to sing, and I was stuck writing 1061 00:45:46,899 --> 00:45:48,609 NDAs for diaper companies. 1062 00:45:48,818 --> 00:45:53,114 So, I gave him all the money I had in my pocket, and I quit. 1063 00:45:53,698 --> 00:45:54,699 Wow. 1064 00:45:55,408 --> 00:45:56,409 That's how it happened. 1065 00:45:56,576 --> 00:45:58,244 - Mm-hm. - How about you? 1066 00:45:58,328 --> 00:45:59,808 I bet you're doing something amazing. 1067 00:45:59,871 --> 00:46:02,040 I was so intimidated by you in high school. 1068 00:46:02,206 --> 00:46:03,206 - What? - Yeah! 1069 00:46:03,249 --> 00:46:04,751 - You were? - Obviously. 1070 00:46:04,834 --> 00:46:05,835 Okay... 1071 00:46:06,210 --> 00:46:09,255 Brilliant. Creative. Beautiful. 1072 00:46:09,339 --> 00:46:11,899 I was shaking in my orthopedic sneakers every time you walked by. 1073 00:46:13,051 --> 00:46:14,302 Well, that is very sweet. 1074 00:46:15,803 --> 00:46:16,905 I'm going to disappoint you. 1075 00:46:16,929 --> 00:46:17,930 I don't think so. 1076 00:46:18,389 --> 00:46:19,724 I work in HR now. 1077 00:46:20,099 --> 00:46:23,436 It is very... whatever. 1078 00:46:26,314 --> 00:46:29,108 If you think it's "whatever," then you should do something else. 1079 00:46:30,693 --> 00:46:33,196 Like, quit my job and become a singer? 1080 00:46:34,530 --> 00:46:38,201 I'm just saying that you should go after whatever you want 1081 00:46:38,326 --> 00:46:42,914 because you are too amazing to settle for anything less. 1082 00:46:56,803 --> 00:46:58,596 What I want is to go back to your van. 1083 00:47:01,349 --> 00:47:02,350 Really? 1084 00:47:03,559 --> 00:47:04,560 Really. 1085 00:47:13,486 --> 00:47:14,486 Mm. 1086 00:47:17,031 --> 00:47:18,241 - Hm? - We fell asleep? 1087 00:47:18,449 --> 00:47:19,450 Mm-hmm. 1088 00:47:19,993 --> 00:47:22,704 Oh! Oh no! Hi! 1089 00:47:22,912 --> 00:47:24,706 - Hi. - I left my mom alone. 1090 00:47:24,831 --> 00:47:27,292 All night. Um... Okay. 1091 00:47:27,667 --> 00:47:31,212 Uh... Oh my god. I can't believe we did that last night. 1092 00:47:31,296 --> 00:47:32,816 I can't believe I did that last night. 1093 00:47:33,089 --> 00:47:33,965 Did... Did what? 1094 00:47:34,090 --> 00:47:35,091 Because there was... 1095 00:47:35,425 --> 00:47:36,426 We did a lot last night. 1096 00:47:39,595 --> 00:47:42,140 Wait. Um... My mother. 1097 00:47:42,557 --> 00:47:45,351 Um... When, uh... When can I see you again? 1098 00:47:46,060 --> 00:47:47,103 You want to see me again. 1099 00:47:47,645 --> 00:47:49,814 Yeah. Do you, uh... 1100 00:47:50,023 --> 00:47:51,441 Do you want to see me again? 1101 00:47:55,737 --> 00:47:56,738 Yeah. 1102 00:48:03,828 --> 00:48:06,914 Well, uh... How about, uh... 1103 00:48:06,956 --> 00:48:09,334 Just off the top of my head about a Buffalo, maybe? 1104 00:48:10,752 --> 00:48:11,961 - Oh? - Yeah. 1105 00:48:12,003 --> 00:48:14,339 You're gonna be there with your mom, right? 1106 00:48:14,589 --> 00:48:16,883 - Mm-hmm. - And we'll be passing through... 1107 00:48:22,972 --> 00:48:23,973 - Um... - Um... 1108 00:48:27,352 --> 00:48:29,937 The mailbox belonging to Jeanie Anderson is full. 1109 00:48:29,979 --> 00:48:31,439 Is full. Come on, Mom. 1110 00:48:33,399 --> 00:48:34,400 Okay. 1111 00:48:34,901 --> 00:48:36,778 - Hi! - Alice! Hi. 1112 00:48:36,986 --> 00:48:38,529 I have really big news and... 1113 00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:41,366 Hold on. Did you get laid? 1114 00:48:41,699 --> 00:48:44,160 - You're glowing. - Yeah. 1115 00:48:44,827 --> 00:48:47,205 Last night, a guy I went to high school with... 1116 00:48:47,789 --> 00:48:49,040 I slept in his van. 1117 00:48:49,916 --> 00:48:50,917 I mean, wow. 1118 00:48:51,167 --> 00:48:53,670 That is something that I would do, and that's not a compliment. 1119 00:48:53,753 --> 00:48:54,754 I know! 1120 00:48:54,921 --> 00:48:58,132 Well, listen, it's gonna be hard to be a groupie when they... 1121 00:48:58,967 --> 00:48:59,967 promote you. 1122 00:49:00,009 --> 00:49:01,010 What do you know? 1123 00:49:01,469 --> 00:49:05,181 I mean, I may have accidentally eavesdropped on a certain meeting 1124 00:49:05,264 --> 00:49:08,344 where they were talking about a director position, and you don't look excited. 1125 00:49:09,227 --> 00:49:11,354 No, I... I am. I just... 1126 00:49:13,398 --> 00:49:16,318 I'm just starting to wonder if I want to be in HR for the rest of my life. 1127 00:49:16,818 --> 00:49:21,072 Babe, I've been waiting for you to say that for two years now. 1128 00:49:23,032 --> 00:49:25,535 So you don't think I'm crazy if I pass on the promotion? 1129 00:49:26,035 --> 00:49:28,621 No, I don't think you're crazy, but speaking of crazy, 1130 00:49:28,705 --> 00:49:31,499 how goes Operation Wedding Crash? 1131 00:49:33,418 --> 00:49:35,253 I'm starting to feel so guilty, actually. 1132 00:49:35,461 --> 00:49:36,821 We're having so much fun together. 1133 00:49:37,630 --> 00:49:39,632 And I... I don't know, maybe she's not 1134 00:49:39,716 --> 00:49:41,843 this train wreck I always think she is, 1135 00:49:42,051 --> 00:49:43,051 or... 1136 00:49:43,094 --> 00:49:44,512 that she definitely used to be. 1137 00:49:45,179 --> 00:49:49,225 Okay, so you are sleeping in a van, prioritizing work-life balance, 1138 00:49:49,392 --> 00:49:51,072 and giving Jeanie the benefit of the doubt. 1139 00:49:51,978 --> 00:49:52,979 Who are you? 1140 00:49:53,730 --> 00:49:54,731 I don't know. 1141 00:49:54,939 --> 00:49:55,940 New Alice. 1142 00:49:56,649 --> 00:49:58,693 I can't wait to meet her. Bye! 1143 00:50:01,946 --> 00:50:03,615 Oh... 1144 00:50:04,073 --> 00:50:05,074 Hello? 1145 00:50:07,452 --> 00:50:08,453 She did what?! 1146 00:50:09,037 --> 00:50:10,830 No, I'm... I'm coming right now. 1147 00:50:12,915 --> 00:50:15,877 I know you're the professionals, but trust me. 1148 00:50:16,586 --> 00:50:21,257 It's circle, circle, flick, nibble. 1149 00:50:21,841 --> 00:50:22,842 - Blammo! - Ohhh. 1150 00:50:24,135 --> 00:50:25,470 There's our favorite inmate! 1151 00:50:25,845 --> 00:50:28,306 Oh, Officer Brent! 1152 00:50:28,348 --> 00:50:29,349 Hi, sweetie. 1153 00:50:29,432 --> 00:50:30,433 How are you? 1154 00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:32,477 Uh, not great. 1155 00:50:32,977 --> 00:50:35,772 You broke into someone's house and fell asleep on their couch. 1156 00:50:35,938 --> 00:50:37,857 - What were you doing? - I had to pee. 1157 00:50:38,358 --> 00:50:39,984 After drinking all day with Clive? 1158 00:50:40,610 --> 00:50:42,050 And the bathrooms were out of order. 1159 00:50:42,236 --> 00:50:43,988 So you broke into someone's house? 1160 00:50:44,364 --> 00:50:46,564 You're lucky the homeowners don't want to press charges. 1161 00:50:47,825 --> 00:50:48,826 Oh, you see? 1162 00:50:48,910 --> 00:50:49,744 So it's no big deal. 1163 00:50:49,827 --> 00:50:50,828 It is a big deal. 1164 00:50:51,496 --> 00:50:54,040 Breaking and entering is literally a big deal. 1165 00:50:54,874 --> 00:50:57,126 There are consequences for your actions. I mean... 1166 00:50:57,752 --> 00:51:00,588 I mean, not in this case, I understand, but normally in the real world. 1167 00:51:01,422 --> 00:51:02,423 Come on! 1168 00:51:03,341 --> 00:51:05,885 Okay, there's no need to be so dramatic. 1169 00:51:05,969 --> 00:51:07,512 I mean, it's not like anyone got hurt. 1170 00:51:09,472 --> 00:51:10,473 I got hurt. 1171 00:51:11,140 --> 00:51:12,517 I am hurt. 1172 00:51:14,185 --> 00:51:16,562 Do you not understand that worrying about you hurts me? 1173 00:51:18,022 --> 00:51:20,984 Worrying all the time, not knowing if you're okay, following you around, 1174 00:51:21,192 --> 00:51:22,432 cleaning up all of your messes. 1175 00:51:23,152 --> 00:51:26,489 I haven't had a day to be irresponsible ever! 1176 00:51:26,572 --> 00:51:28,700 I had one night of fun and you're in jail! 1177 00:51:28,783 --> 00:51:29,951 You think that's dramatic? 1178 00:51:30,660 --> 00:51:31,828 Alice, that's not fair. 1179 00:51:32,245 --> 00:51:33,805 Nothing about our relationship is fair! 1180 00:51:35,206 --> 00:51:37,000 Oh, my god. 1181 00:51:37,709 --> 00:51:40,003 I actually can't believe I thought things were changing! 1182 00:51:40,837 --> 00:51:41,837 Ha! 1183 00:51:42,797 --> 00:51:46,676 So, there's some paperwork that needs to be filled out. 1184 00:51:47,135 --> 00:51:48,219 Yeah, I'll handle it. 1185 00:51:49,095 --> 00:51:50,096 I always handle it. 1186 00:51:51,055 --> 00:51:53,175 Have fun saying goodbye to all your fancy new friends. 1187 00:51:53,933 --> 00:51:54,934 Ladies. 1188 00:52:08,072 --> 00:52:09,072 - Okay... - Thank you. 1189 00:52:09,949 --> 00:52:11,159 Oh, yeah. 1190 00:52:11,659 --> 00:52:14,120 Also took the liberty of charging Mrs. Anderson's 1191 00:52:14,162 --> 00:52:16,706 cell phone for her after we used it to play Heads Up. 1192 00:52:18,249 --> 00:52:19,667 You played games in jail? 1193 00:52:20,877 --> 00:52:21,957 Your mom talked us into it. 1194 00:52:23,004 --> 00:52:24,005 We had a blast. 1195 00:52:26,299 --> 00:52:28,579 Bet there's never a dull moment with her around, is there? 1196 00:52:29,093 --> 00:52:31,179 No, there isn't. 1197 00:52:32,180 --> 00:52:34,432 Okay, I'll go grab her personals and bring her out. 1198 00:52:35,058 --> 00:52:36,059 Okay, thanks. 1199 00:52:40,355 --> 00:52:42,899 Uh... Hello? 1200 00:52:42,982 --> 00:52:44,776 Jeanie Bean! 1201 00:52:44,817 --> 00:52:47,111 Oh! Wayne, no, this is Alice. 1202 00:52:47,445 --> 00:52:49,155 My mom... 1203 00:52:49,739 --> 00:52:51,099 can't come to the phone right now. 1204 00:52:51,449 --> 00:52:53,569 Well, I've been calling her all night. Is she alright? 1205 00:52:53,993 --> 00:52:58,539 See, I gotta get her opinion on the location for Suds and Swig. 1206 00:52:59,123 --> 00:53:01,125 Huh? Suds and Swig? 1207 00:53:01,751 --> 00:53:03,962 Yeah, see, that's the business we're starting. 1208 00:53:04,712 --> 00:53:07,632 It's a laundromat that's also a bar. 1209 00:53:07,966 --> 00:53:10,927 Now, listen up. Get this. You ready? 1210 00:53:12,220 --> 00:53:15,473 Get your clothes washed while you get sloshed. 1211 00:53:17,141 --> 00:53:18,226 It's catchy, right? 1212 00:53:18,518 --> 00:53:19,727 Mmm, genius. 1213 00:53:20,687 --> 00:53:24,273 See, only thing is, she's gotta apply for the liquor license. 1214 00:53:24,899 --> 00:53:26,192 I can't legally do it. 1215 00:53:26,401 --> 00:53:30,613 Even though that "incident" was 30 frickin' years ago. 1216 00:53:31,781 --> 00:53:32,782 Wayne? 1217 00:53:33,533 --> 00:53:34,534 Yeah. 1218 00:53:36,661 --> 00:53:38,621 The reason my mom can't come to the phone 1219 00:53:38,663 --> 00:53:40,748 right now is because she met someone else. 1220 00:53:40,999 --> 00:53:43,084 I'm sorry. It's over. 1221 00:53:43,167 --> 00:53:46,004 Hold on. Hold on. Hold on here. 1222 00:53:46,504 --> 00:53:47,797 That can't be. 1223 00:53:47,964 --> 00:53:49,340 You see, we're soulmates. 1224 00:53:49,632 --> 00:53:51,759 You know, we're two sunny bunnies and a honey hutch. 1225 00:53:51,884 --> 00:53:54,095 I understand that this is, um, 1226 00:53:54,178 --> 00:54:01,602 probably hard to hear, but, you know, she and, uh, Daryl are very much in love. 1227 00:54:01,644 --> 00:54:02,645 If you're... 1228 00:54:02,812 --> 00:54:04,415 Just so very happy together and she didn't know 1229 00:54:04,439 --> 00:54:05,982 how to tell you, because she does 1230 00:54:06,065 --> 00:54:08,526 really care about you, but the wedding is off. 1231 00:54:08,860 --> 00:54:10,945 I'm sorry. Goodbye. 1232 00:54:11,070 --> 00:54:12,071 Daryl! 1233 00:54:12,530 --> 00:54:13,531 Daryl! 1234 00:54:14,324 --> 00:54:15,617 What kind of name is Daryl? 1235 00:54:17,327 --> 00:54:18,411 I'll be a monkey's uncle. 1236 00:54:32,675 --> 00:54:33,675 Block. 1237 00:54:34,427 --> 00:54:36,721 Jeanie: Sweet freedom! 1238 00:54:37,347 --> 00:54:38,348 I've got your phone. 1239 00:54:38,514 --> 00:54:39,849 - Thank you. - Mm-hm. 1240 00:54:43,269 --> 00:54:44,270 Okay. 1241 00:54:44,937 --> 00:54:45,938 Let's see. 1242 00:54:46,689 --> 00:54:47,690 Okay. 1243 00:54:49,442 --> 00:54:51,235 Everything is here. 1244 00:54:51,361 --> 00:54:53,446 - We're all set. - Okay, great. 1245 00:54:53,613 --> 00:54:55,490 What is that? 1246 00:54:55,531 --> 00:54:57,492 It's Queenie. I told you. 1247 00:54:57,575 --> 00:54:58,993 You got her stuffed? 1248 00:54:59,661 --> 00:55:02,956 Well, I couldn't say goodbye to this wittle face. 1249 00:55:03,414 --> 00:55:04,916 Oh, no! 1250 00:55:06,042 --> 00:55:08,211 Has she been with you this whole time? 1251 00:55:08,378 --> 00:55:09,921 I told you that. 1252 00:55:10,046 --> 00:55:12,674 I thought you meant you were bringing her ashes! 1253 00:55:13,257 --> 00:55:14,092 Ew! 1254 00:55:14,175 --> 00:55:15,176 No! 1255 00:55:15,802 --> 00:55:18,304 Was she with us all day at the festival? 1256 00:55:18,763 --> 00:55:20,765 Well, I couldn't leave her in the hot car. 1257 00:55:20,890 --> 00:55:22,433 - That wouldn't be right. - Mom. 1258 00:55:23,393 --> 00:55:25,603 Also, the rental car would smell like formaldehyde. 1259 00:55:25,687 --> 00:55:26,688 Ew! 1260 00:55:28,356 --> 00:55:29,565 Oh, please put her away. 1261 00:55:29,857 --> 00:55:31,137 I feel like she's staring at me. 1262 00:55:32,735 --> 00:55:33,778 I'm sorry, sweetie. 1263 00:55:34,904 --> 00:55:36,614 - Aw. - Ugh. 1264 00:55:39,075 --> 00:55:40,785 Are you still mad at me, sweetie? 1265 00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:42,513 Let's just forget about it. 1266 00:55:42,537 --> 00:55:43,955 We have a long day ahead of us. 1267 00:56:09,647 --> 00:56:10,648 Hmm. 1268 00:56:13,026 --> 00:56:14,027 Mom. 1269 00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:15,361 Mom! Oh! 1270 00:56:16,070 --> 00:56:17,071 Hi. 1271 00:56:19,824 --> 00:56:20,825 Wait. 1272 00:56:20,908 --> 00:56:21,909 Where are we? 1273 00:56:23,119 --> 00:56:24,120 Come on. 1274 00:56:24,329 --> 00:56:25,330 You'll see. 1275 00:56:30,001 --> 00:56:32,462 We're here because it's a part of your history. 1276 00:56:33,296 --> 00:56:35,798 College is the chapter that you never got to finish. 1277 00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:37,842 Oh... I don't need to finish it. 1278 00:56:38,009 --> 00:56:40,970 Mom, your dream was to be a veterinarian. 1279 00:56:41,179 --> 00:56:44,474 No, and then I got pregnant with you and my dream became being your mom. 1280 00:56:44,724 --> 00:56:46,851 But I don't want you to give up your dream for me. 1281 00:56:47,352 --> 00:56:48,353 You could have both. 1282 00:56:49,228 --> 00:56:53,483 I spoke to the dean, and they offer continuing education classes for adults. 1283 00:56:54,317 --> 00:56:57,153 This could be your next chapter, Mom. 1284 00:56:59,113 --> 00:57:04,827 Honey, I appreciate what you're trying to do, but I don't have that dream anymore. 1285 00:57:04,953 --> 00:57:07,580 And I don't have very good memories about this place. 1286 00:57:07,664 --> 00:57:08,790 Mom. 1287 00:57:08,873 --> 00:57:11,167 I know leaving here early was hard. 1288 00:57:12,293 --> 00:57:14,087 But you can come back. 1289 00:57:14,671 --> 00:57:16,464 You can do this. We're here. 1290 00:57:16,881 --> 00:57:17,882 Let's go in. 1291 00:57:18,049 --> 00:57:19,050 For me. 1292 00:57:22,011 --> 00:57:24,305 What if I run into some of my old classmates? 1293 00:57:24,973 --> 00:57:25,974 Mom. 1294 00:57:26,099 --> 00:57:31,437 Anyone you went to college with has either graduated, retired, or is dead. 1295 00:57:32,230 --> 00:57:33,231 Oh. 1296 00:57:33,856 --> 00:57:34,857 - Right. - Right? 1297 00:57:35,108 --> 00:57:35,984 - Yeah. - Okay. 1298 00:57:36,109 --> 00:57:37,109 Okay. 1299 00:57:37,276 --> 00:57:39,570 The dean of the veterinary school has office hours today. 1300 00:57:40,363 --> 00:57:41,803 Getting a brochure can't hurt, right? 1301 00:57:42,824 --> 00:57:44,909 Sure. We're here anyway. 1302 00:57:46,286 --> 00:57:47,328 Just right here. 1303 00:57:48,579 --> 00:57:49,956 Oh. Mom. 1304 00:57:50,415 --> 00:57:51,416 Mom. 1305 00:57:51,541 --> 00:57:53,626 Ohh... Can I pet your dog? 1306 00:57:54,127 --> 00:57:55,128 Okay. 1307 00:57:55,420 --> 00:57:56,421 Oh. 1308 00:57:57,130 --> 00:57:58,131 Dean Stevens. 1309 00:57:58,381 --> 00:57:59,382 Hi. 1310 00:58:00,425 --> 00:58:02,135 Are you a student at the school? 1311 00:58:02,510 --> 00:58:04,929 Oh. No. I'm not a student. Thank you though. 1312 00:58:05,388 --> 00:58:06,472 My mom used to be. 1313 00:58:06,806 --> 00:58:07,806 Hey. Mom. 1314 00:58:08,349 --> 00:58:09,349 Mom. 1315 00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:10,601 Come meet the dean. 1316 00:58:10,810 --> 00:58:11,811 Huh? 1317 00:58:14,772 --> 00:58:16,441 - Peter. - Jean? 1318 00:58:16,941 --> 00:58:18,651 Peter, I had no idea. 1319 00:58:21,446 --> 00:58:22,447 Oh, I see. 1320 00:58:22,572 --> 00:58:24,449 He brought her here for what? 1321 00:58:24,949 --> 00:58:26,701 - Guilt? More money? - No. 1322 00:58:27,285 --> 00:58:28,554 Let's not forget you're an adult. 1323 00:58:28,578 --> 00:58:29,412 A legal adult. 1324 00:58:29,537 --> 00:58:32,123 Alice. We need to go. 1325 00:58:33,291 --> 00:58:35,376 Jean, I gave you $10,000 to not be involved. 1326 00:58:36,044 --> 00:58:38,129 - We had an agreement. - Hey! 1327 00:58:38,463 --> 00:58:40,757 We don't want your goddamn money! 1328 00:58:41,883 --> 00:58:43,843 My mom raised me all on her own. 1329 00:58:44,177 --> 00:58:45,762 Bought us a house on her own. 1330 00:58:45,970 --> 00:58:47,972 Paid for my college on her own. 1331 00:58:48,765 --> 00:58:50,308 We don't need anything from you! 1332 00:58:56,397 --> 00:58:57,398 Come on, mom. 1333 00:58:57,815 --> 00:58:58,816 Come on. 1334 00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:17,502 I didn't want you to find out that way. 1335 00:59:19,253 --> 00:59:20,773 You didn't want me to find out at all. 1336 00:59:24,676 --> 00:59:25,677 Did you love him? 1337 00:59:29,055 --> 00:59:30,139 I really thought I did. 1338 00:59:34,602 --> 00:59:35,645 But then I got pregnant. 1339 00:59:36,562 --> 00:59:37,605 And I saw the real him. 1340 00:59:38,439 --> 00:59:40,024 You could have told me who he was. 1341 00:59:42,402 --> 00:59:45,655 Peter made it very clear that he didn't want contact. 1342 00:59:45,697 --> 00:59:46,781 Not ever. 1343 00:59:49,450 --> 00:59:50,450 So... 1344 00:59:52,078 --> 00:59:57,834 I just decided it was better to lie rather than make you feel unwanted. 1345 01:00:00,169 --> 01:00:02,839 I understand you wanting to protect me as a child. 1346 01:00:04,590 --> 01:00:05,633 But when I got older... 1347 01:00:08,428 --> 01:00:09,971 I didn't know how to tell you. 1348 01:00:11,180 --> 01:00:12,682 I had already lied for so long. 1349 01:00:14,267 --> 01:00:15,268 I just... 1350 01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:19,360 I just thought it was better to leave it alone. 1351 01:00:20,398 --> 01:00:21,399 Yeah. 1352 01:00:22,483 --> 01:00:23,484 I... 1353 01:00:23,901 --> 01:00:24,902 That makes sense. 1354 01:00:30,533 --> 01:00:33,494 Let's just go to a motel and call it for today. 1355 01:00:33,995 --> 01:00:35,622 I'm exhausted. 1356 01:00:36,289 --> 01:00:37,290 Sound good? 1357 01:00:37,457 --> 01:00:38,666 - Okay. - Okay. 1358 01:00:58,936 --> 01:01:02,523 I've tried Wayne six times and it still says it's not in service. 1359 01:01:03,107 --> 01:01:04,108 Hmph. 1360 01:01:04,567 --> 01:01:06,319 I mean, he does use a pay-as-you-go. 1361 01:01:07,028 --> 01:01:09,572 So, he probably just hasn't had time to get a new card. 1362 01:01:10,406 --> 01:01:12,206 Running around, getting ready for the wedding. 1363 01:01:13,242 --> 01:01:14,929 I mean, I can't believe that's already here. 1364 01:01:14,953 --> 01:01:16,204 It's tomorrow. 1365 01:01:16,412 --> 01:01:17,413 Yeah, me neither. 1366 01:01:24,128 --> 01:01:26,297 Okay, well... 1367 01:01:27,131 --> 01:01:28,383 I'll go take off my face. 1368 01:01:30,051 --> 01:01:31,052 Just kidding. 1369 01:01:31,344 --> 01:01:32,345 I'll keep it. 1370 01:01:32,929 --> 01:01:33,929 Mm. 1371 01:01:40,103 --> 01:01:42,230 - Night. - Night. 1372 01:02:09,924 --> 01:02:11,843 - I got it. - Okay. 1373 01:02:12,051 --> 01:02:15,221 I'm supposed to meet Wes at the Canal Park Overlook. 1374 01:02:16,139 --> 01:02:18,057 If you want to meet me there after. 1375 01:02:18,558 --> 01:02:19,559 Okay. 1376 01:02:19,892 --> 01:02:22,687 I thought I'd take pictures with Queenie by the water. 1377 01:02:22,895 --> 01:02:24,564 - Mm. - Try Wayne again. 1378 01:02:25,898 --> 01:02:27,567 His phone still isn't working. 1379 01:02:28,318 --> 01:02:29,944 And the wedding's in six hours. 1380 01:02:31,821 --> 01:02:32,989 But he'll be there. 1381 01:02:33,156 --> 01:02:34,157 I know he will. 1382 01:02:34,574 --> 01:02:36,200 So... Okay, well... 1383 01:02:36,743 --> 01:02:37,744 Go have fun. 1384 01:02:38,244 --> 01:02:39,245 Find Wes. 1385 01:02:44,375 --> 01:02:45,793 - Hey. - Hey. 1386 01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:47,313 - So happy you're here. - Oh, yeah. 1387 01:02:47,337 --> 01:02:49,648 I was starting to get nervous when I didn't get your text back. 1388 01:02:49,672 --> 01:02:51,507 - Oh, sorry. Uh... - You're good. 1389 01:02:51,924 --> 01:02:53,134 Where'd you park your van? 1390 01:02:53,635 --> 01:02:54,844 Just a few blocks away. 1391 01:02:54,969 --> 01:02:55,970 Why? 1392 01:02:56,179 --> 01:02:57,180 Well, let's go. 1393 01:02:57,639 --> 01:02:59,641 Hey. Wait. You okay? 1394 01:02:59,724 --> 01:03:01,142 Yeah. I'm fine. 1395 01:03:01,684 --> 01:03:03,269 - Come on. - Hey, hey, hey. 1396 01:03:03,936 --> 01:03:04,937 Don't get me wrong. 1397 01:03:05,104 --> 01:03:07,249 The thought of sleeping together again sounds incredible 1398 01:03:07,273 --> 01:03:09,525 but I thought maybe we could go for a walk first. 1399 01:03:10,109 --> 01:03:11,778 Talk. Hear how you've been. 1400 01:03:11,861 --> 01:03:13,947 Trust me. You don't want to hear about any of that. 1401 01:03:14,030 --> 01:03:15,865 - Of course I do. - Let's just... Come on. 1402 01:03:15,907 --> 01:03:16,908 Alice, stop. 1403 01:03:18,034 --> 01:03:19,035 Is everything okay? 1404 01:03:19,243 --> 01:03:22,664 No. It's not. My mom got arrested. 1405 01:03:22,747 --> 01:03:23,706 What? 1406 01:03:23,748 --> 01:03:26,417 Because I chose myself for one night and I hung out with you. 1407 01:03:26,501 --> 01:03:27,861 And I wasn't watching out for her. 1408 01:03:28,294 --> 01:03:31,839 Then I met my long lost father who it turns out is really a dick. 1409 01:03:32,173 --> 01:03:34,342 And my mom has actually known about him my entire life. 1410 01:03:34,592 --> 01:03:36,152 And chose to keep him a secret from me. 1411 01:03:36,302 --> 01:03:37,971 So, no, Wes, everything is not okay. 1412 01:03:38,596 --> 01:03:42,475 And I would just love to be distracted and go and have some fun, meaningless sex. 1413 01:03:42,642 --> 01:03:44,522 Because apparently that's a thing that I do now. 1414 01:03:46,604 --> 01:03:47,605 Meaningless. 1415 01:03:47,689 --> 01:03:48,690 I mean... 1416 01:03:49,148 --> 01:03:51,001 Please don't pretend to be heartbroken about it. 1417 01:03:51,025 --> 01:03:52,151 I know that's what men want. 1418 01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:53,403 Sex without commitment. 1419 01:03:53,611 --> 01:03:54,611 I'm... I'm in. 1420 01:03:54,821 --> 01:03:55,822 You got it. 1421 01:03:56,990 --> 01:03:57,991 That's not what I want. 1422 01:04:00,535 --> 01:04:01,536 Okay. 1423 01:04:02,161 --> 01:04:03,162 Tell me what you want. 1424 01:04:03,746 --> 01:04:04,747 Well... 1425 01:04:04,831 --> 01:04:06,392 Well, for starters, how about some clarity 1426 01:04:06,416 --> 01:04:08,293 with the girl I've liked since the ninth grade? 1427 01:04:08,584 --> 01:04:10,378 Maybe take her out on a real date? 1428 01:04:10,586 --> 01:04:11,586 See where things go? 1429 01:04:11,629 --> 01:04:12,880 Where are things gonna go, Wes? 1430 01:04:14,674 --> 01:04:18,594 I have a stable, regimented life in St. Louis and you live in a van. 1431 01:04:19,262 --> 01:04:20,902 Can we just let this fling be what it is? 1432 01:04:20,972 --> 01:04:21,973 Can it just be fun? 1433 01:04:23,683 --> 01:04:24,843 Is that clear enough for you? 1434 01:04:27,437 --> 01:04:28,438 Yeah. 1435 01:04:30,398 --> 01:04:32,025 Look, I'm not trying to hurt you. 1436 01:04:32,108 --> 01:04:33,388 I'm just trying to be realistic. 1437 01:04:33,693 --> 01:04:34,694 Are you? 1438 01:04:35,653 --> 01:04:37,447 Or are you just giving up on something before 1439 01:04:37,530 --> 01:04:40,033 you've even tried because you're too damn scared? 1440 01:04:42,452 --> 01:04:43,453 I'll see you around. 1441 01:04:57,383 --> 01:04:58,384 Hi, sweetie! 1442 01:04:59,677 --> 01:05:00,720 Hi, where's Wes? 1443 01:05:01,429 --> 01:05:03,473 Uh... He's gone, Mom. 1444 01:05:03,765 --> 01:05:04,992 I-I don't want to talk about it. 1445 01:05:05,016 --> 01:05:06,017 - Can we just go? - What? 1446 01:05:06,225 --> 01:05:08,019 - Please. - Oh! Wayne! 1447 01:05:08,311 --> 01:05:11,064 Honey, whatever I did, I'm sorry. 1448 01:05:11,356 --> 01:05:12,690 I just had to come see you. 1449 01:05:12,982 --> 01:05:14,525 How did you even find us here? 1450 01:05:14,776 --> 01:05:18,529 Well, we share locations on our phone, just like we share everything. 1451 01:05:19,364 --> 01:05:20,365 At least we used to. 1452 01:05:20,823 --> 01:05:22,033 Please, baby, just talk to me. 1453 01:05:22,367 --> 01:05:24,452 Look, we don't have to start a business. 1454 01:05:25,036 --> 01:05:26,836 Hell, we don't even have to get hitched today. 1455 01:05:26,871 --> 01:05:28,331 I just love you so much, baby. 1456 01:05:28,456 --> 01:05:29,456 I'll do anything. 1457 01:05:29,540 --> 01:05:30,917 Don't give up on us. Please, babe. 1458 01:05:31,084 --> 01:05:32,168 I'm just begging you. 1459 01:05:32,335 --> 01:05:33,753 I'm begging you, please. 1460 01:05:34,295 --> 01:05:36,422 You're the one who hasn't called. 1461 01:05:37,048 --> 01:05:39,634 I've been so worried, and your phone's not working. 1462 01:05:40,009 --> 01:05:41,052 What you talking about? 1463 01:05:41,344 --> 01:05:43,596 I called you 14 times yesterday. 1464 01:05:43,721 --> 01:05:46,182 Ever since Alice told me you found someone new. 1465 01:05:46,557 --> 01:05:48,197 And I'm going to tell you this right now. 1466 01:05:48,685 --> 01:05:56,317 I will fight this Daryl guy for your love, or form a... a... a throuple. 1467 01:05:57,610 --> 01:05:59,612 You told him I met someone else? 1468 01:06:00,655 --> 01:06:02,740 Wayne, can I have a minute alone with my mom, please? 1469 01:06:03,199 --> 01:06:06,035 Well, sure thing. Uh... 1470 01:06:06,703 --> 01:06:08,621 Okay, I'll be back. 1471 01:06:08,871 --> 01:06:10,271 I'll be back. Don't forget about me. 1472 01:06:10,373 --> 01:06:11,976 Don't forget about me. 1473 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:13,001 Don't go far. 1474 01:06:14,836 --> 01:06:16,296 Mom, I'm so sorry. 1475 01:06:16,671 --> 01:06:18,881 I was only trying to protect you from yourself. 1476 01:06:19,299 --> 01:06:22,260 Well, lying to me is not protecting me. 1477 01:06:22,510 --> 01:06:23,928 Except for when you do it? 1478 01:06:25,638 --> 01:06:28,057 Do you have any idea how much it hurts me? 1479 01:06:28,641 --> 01:06:31,352 That you have known who my father is my whole life? 1480 01:06:32,353 --> 01:06:33,730 All those times I asked you? 1481 01:06:34,022 --> 01:06:35,023 I'm sorry, honey. 1482 01:06:35,106 --> 01:06:36,482 I know I made mistakes back then. 1483 01:06:36,566 --> 01:06:38,109 You're still making them, Mom. 1484 01:06:38,901 --> 01:06:41,821 And I am trying so hard to help you because I love you. 1485 01:06:41,863 --> 01:06:42,697 And I love you. 1486 01:06:42,780 --> 01:06:43,781 But you don't listen. 1487 01:06:43,948 --> 01:06:45,325 - Of course I do. - No, you don't. 1488 01:06:45,992 --> 01:06:47,994 I tried to talk to you about my concerns 1489 01:06:48,077 --> 01:06:50,872 about Wayne and you just brushed them off. 1490 01:06:51,122 --> 01:06:53,750 I planned this entire trip to try to get through to you. 1491 01:06:54,208 --> 01:06:55,918 To show you that there's a better path 1492 01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:58,338 for you than marrying some weirdo that you just met 1493 01:06:58,421 --> 01:07:01,341 whose boozy laundromat is gonna bankrupt you. 1494 01:07:01,549 --> 01:07:05,136 Alice! I know you don't support this. 1495 01:07:05,803 --> 01:07:07,597 But this is my life. 1496 01:07:08,264 --> 01:07:10,850 And you have to accept that I'm making good decisions. 1497 01:07:11,434 --> 01:07:14,520 All that's happened this week is that you're a magnet for bad decisions. 1498 01:07:15,688 --> 01:07:17,208 And I don't know that I have the energy 1499 01:07:17,273 --> 01:07:18,983 to keep helping you clean them up anymore. 1500 01:07:19,067 --> 01:07:21,152 Well, I'm not asking you to, honey. 1501 01:07:22,070 --> 01:07:27,241 Maybe you just like fixing my life so you don't have to live yours. 1502 01:07:27,617 --> 01:07:28,701 What? 1503 01:07:28,785 --> 01:07:30,995 You need to be the new Alice that I've seen 1504 01:07:31,037 --> 01:07:32,747 coming out of her shell this week. 1505 01:07:32,872 --> 01:07:34,457 You have to stop playing it safe. 1506 01:07:34,540 --> 01:07:36,860 - You have to have fun. - You want me to have fun like you? 1507 01:07:39,295 --> 01:07:43,424 Honey, I know I haven't always been the best mother. 1508 01:07:43,508 --> 01:07:46,386 And I wish I had grown up sooner so that you didn't have to. 1509 01:07:46,970 --> 01:07:50,473 But I have always done right by my daughters. 1510 01:07:50,974 --> 01:07:52,600 - And you and Queenie... - Don't 1511 01:07:52,684 --> 01:07:54,519 - Are just the light... - No, Mom! 1512 01:07:54,727 --> 01:07:55,767 This is not your daughter! 1513 01:07:55,979 --> 01:07:56,980 This was a dog! 1514 01:07:57,063 --> 01:07:58,272 This was a dog! 1515 01:07:58,564 --> 01:07:59,565 I am not a dog! 1516 01:07:59,649 --> 01:08:01,693 I am your daughter! 1517 01:08:01,776 --> 01:08:02,735 Queenie! 1518 01:08:02,777 --> 01:08:04,112 Oh! 1519 01:08:04,529 --> 01:08:05,530 Oh, my God. 1520 01:08:06,447 --> 01:08:07,740 Mom, I didn't mean to do that. 1521 01:08:07,907 --> 01:08:10,952 She threw a puppy into the river! 1522 01:08:11,244 --> 01:08:12,829 No, I didn't. Well, I mean, I did. 1523 01:08:12,912 --> 01:08:15,123 But it wasn't alive. 1524 01:08:15,206 --> 01:08:16,958 It was stuffed. It was dead before. 1525 01:08:17,083 --> 01:08:18,293 I... Oh, my God. 1526 01:08:18,835 --> 01:08:19,836 I can't do this. 1527 01:08:20,586 --> 01:08:22,964 Mom, I can't do this. I... 1528 01:08:23,006 --> 01:08:24,942 It hurts me too much to watch you throw your life away. 1529 01:08:24,966 --> 01:08:26,843 I have to go. I'm sorry. 1530 01:08:27,635 --> 01:08:28,636 Alice! 1531 01:08:41,649 --> 01:08:42,650 Hello. 1532 01:08:43,067 --> 01:08:44,068 Alice! 1533 01:08:44,277 --> 01:08:45,278 It's Cheryl. 1534 01:08:45,403 --> 01:08:46,404 When will you be here? 1535 01:08:46,654 --> 01:08:47,655 I'm not coming. 1536 01:08:47,947 --> 01:08:48,948 What? 1537 01:08:49,115 --> 01:08:50,158 You're the maid of honor. 1538 01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:52,201 I know. 1539 01:08:52,702 --> 01:08:55,288 Mom and I had a big fight, and I'm not coming. 1540 01:08:55,747 --> 01:08:57,081 Oh, my God. Listen. 1541 01:08:57,373 --> 01:08:59,667 I knew that she was eventually gonna blow up at you 1542 01:08:59,751 --> 01:09:02,337 for your mind-gamey, don't-get-married road trip. 1543 01:09:02,962 --> 01:09:04,797 Wait... She knew? 1544 01:09:05,256 --> 01:09:06,549 The whole time? 1545 01:09:06,633 --> 01:09:08,760 You're about as subtle as a yeast infection. 1546 01:09:09,052 --> 01:09:11,332 Jeanie told me about it, you know, when you two were here. 1547 01:09:12,055 --> 01:09:13,449 But she swore that it was all worth it, 1548 01:09:13,473 --> 01:09:15,313 but, you know, to spend all that time with you. 1549 01:09:16,309 --> 01:09:18,329 You're really not coming to your own mother's wedding? 1550 01:09:18,353 --> 01:09:19,354 No. 1551 01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:21,773 I-I don't know what to tell you, Cheryl. 1552 01:09:21,856 --> 01:09:22,857 I give up, okay? 1553 01:09:23,483 --> 01:09:25,151 I'm going to return the rental car. 1554 01:09:25,318 --> 01:09:26,486 I'm flying back to St. Louis. 1555 01:09:27,612 --> 01:09:29,405 I doubt she even wants me there anyway. 1556 01:09:29,989 --> 01:09:31,032 She loves you, you know? 1557 01:09:31,074 --> 01:09:32,394 She loves you more than anything. 1558 01:09:32,450 --> 01:09:35,620 ♪ Give what I couldn’t give ♪ 1559 01:09:36,829 --> 01:09:41,167 Uhhhh... 1560 01:09:42,752 --> 01:09:44,087 You know the movie "Cars?" 1561 01:09:45,088 --> 01:09:48,716 I know it's not real, but I think this one felt pain. 1562 01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:51,010 The-the good thing is... 1563 01:09:51,094 --> 01:09:52,345 I did get the insurance. 1564 01:09:52,512 --> 01:09:53,513 Hold on. 1565 01:09:53,596 --> 01:09:55,556 - I guess that's good. - I have it here somewhere. 1566 01:10:18,621 --> 01:10:19,621 Mm. 1567 01:10:27,922 --> 01:10:29,799 I actually need the car for one more day. 1568 01:10:30,133 --> 01:10:32,427 - I have to be... - Oh, no. I-I can't do that, miss. 1569 01:10:32,510 --> 01:10:34,071 Look at this thing. It's a liability issue. 1570 01:10:34,095 --> 01:10:36,389 That's okay. Just rent me something else. 1571 01:10:36,681 --> 01:10:38,433 - Please. - Oh, no. 1572 01:10:38,516 --> 01:10:39,767 All our other cars are booked. 1573 01:10:39,934 --> 01:10:41,102 All of these cars are booked? 1574 01:10:41,227 --> 01:10:42,437 You want another car? 1575 01:10:42,770 --> 01:10:44,647 Look at what you did to one of our best cars! 1576 01:10:45,398 --> 01:10:46,398 I know. 1577 01:10:51,029 --> 01:10:52,280 I know. 1578 01:10:53,531 --> 01:10:56,576 I know I did a bad thing. 1579 01:10:59,245 --> 01:11:00,705 I was kind of a bad girl. 1580 01:11:02,373 --> 01:11:08,254 But if you... if you could help me out, I promise you, 1581 01:11:08,338 --> 01:11:11,716 I will take such good care of her. 1582 01:11:11,966 --> 01:11:14,093 I just need her for just one more day. 1583 01:11:15,094 --> 01:11:16,094 Eh... 1584 01:11:16,429 --> 01:11:17,430 Keith? 1585 01:11:18,765 --> 01:11:20,767 - Keith, is it? - Uh... 1586 01:11:20,850 --> 01:11:22,810 This is a powerful name. 1587 01:11:23,394 --> 01:11:24,979 Yeah, it's Celtic. 1588 01:11:25,396 --> 01:11:26,397 Really? 1589 01:11:26,773 --> 01:11:27,774 It means "wood." 1590 01:11:28,858 --> 01:11:30,234 Celtic Keith. 1591 01:11:30,652 --> 01:11:32,320 So big and strong. 1592 01:11:33,029 --> 01:11:38,242 Could you please just be powerful for me and help me out? 1593 01:11:40,119 --> 01:11:41,412 All right. 1594 01:11:42,538 --> 01:11:44,374 I'm gonna have to run it by my boss. 1595 01:11:44,415 --> 01:11:45,541 Or... 1596 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:47,001 Or... 1597 01:11:50,046 --> 01:11:51,047 We... 1598 01:11:54,759 --> 01:11:56,928 We could keep this between you and me. 1599 01:12:01,057 --> 01:12:03,393 - Oh. - Oh. 1600 01:12:03,434 --> 01:12:05,895 Oh. You like to party. 1601 01:12:06,396 --> 01:12:08,022 Yeah. I do. 1602 01:12:08,147 --> 01:12:10,024 Sometimes. I'm cool. 1603 01:12:10,149 --> 01:12:11,067 Thank you, Keith. 1604 01:12:11,150 --> 01:12:12,694 - Bye, miss. - Bye! 1605 01:12:13,486 --> 01:12:15,154 Oh, I gotta call Mom. 1606 01:12:17,448 --> 01:12:18,449 Hey, Mom! 1607 01:12:26,541 --> 01:12:30,878 ♪ I have lived a lonely life ♪ 1608 01:12:31,713 --> 01:12:32,588 Okay... 1609 01:12:32,630 --> 01:12:34,090 ♪ A wave on broken ice ♪ 1610 01:12:34,173 --> 01:12:35,173 Where? 1611 01:12:36,009 --> 01:12:38,344 ♪ Looking through the night ♪ 1612 01:12:38,886 --> 01:12:42,974 Oooh... no, no, no, no, no... 1613 01:12:43,933 --> 01:12:45,184 Damn it. 1614 01:12:45,226 --> 01:12:47,520 Oh! I should have listened to Keith! 1615 01:12:48,062 --> 01:12:49,063 No! 1616 01:12:49,314 --> 01:12:51,149 No, no, no, no, no, no! 1617 01:12:52,525 --> 01:12:53,525 Ow! 1618 01:12:56,738 --> 01:12:58,031 There's my baby! 1619 01:13:01,659 --> 01:13:02,659 Oh! 1620 01:13:03,244 --> 01:13:04,537 Oh, I'm coming, Mom! 1621 01:13:08,041 --> 01:13:09,626 Oh, my god! You see this girl? 1622 01:13:09,667 --> 01:13:11,961 Oh, my girl! You look beautiful! 1623 01:13:13,421 --> 01:13:15,298 ♪ To feel like I belong ♪ 1624 01:13:15,381 --> 01:13:16,381 What? 1625 01:13:17,925 --> 01:13:23,014 ♪ You make me proud ♪ ♪ You are my song ♪ 1626 01:13:23,056 --> 01:13:26,059 Today, we join in marriage. 1627 01:13:26,434 --> 01:13:29,854 Jeanie Anderson and Wayne Fuji. 1628 01:13:30,396 --> 01:13:33,149 - Whoo! - Wayne, do you have the rings? 1629 01:13:36,444 --> 01:13:38,029 - Wha... got you... - Oh! 1630 01:13:38,488 --> 01:13:40,406 Put on your dainty little finger. 1631 01:13:41,783 --> 01:13:48,665 Do you, Wayne Fuji, take Jeanie Anderson to be your loving wife? 1632 01:13:49,624 --> 01:13:51,501 Hell to the yeah. 1633 01:13:51,542 --> 01:13:54,504 ♪ I am not afraid ♪ 1634 01:13:55,838 --> 01:13:58,967 ♪ There is strength in change ♪ 1635 01:13:59,050 --> 01:14:05,848 And do you, Jeanie Anderson, take Wayne Fuji to be your loving husband? 1636 01:14:06,224 --> 01:14:07,225 I... 1637 01:14:08,726 --> 01:14:10,436 Wait! Wait! 1638 01:14:11,729 --> 01:14:13,356 Alice, you're here! 1639 01:14:13,731 --> 01:14:14,731 - Yeah. - Wait! 1640 01:14:14,857 --> 01:14:15,858 To object? 1641 01:14:16,109 --> 01:14:19,612 No, I'm here to support. I'm sorry I'm late, Mom. 1642 01:14:19,904 --> 01:14:22,407 That's okay. You're here. That's all that matters. 1643 01:14:22,490 --> 01:14:23,825 I love you so much. 1644 01:14:23,950 --> 01:14:25,950 I love you too. I wouldn't miss this for the world. 1645 01:14:26,160 --> 01:14:28,538 I mean, how often does my mom get married? 1646 01:14:29,122 --> 01:14:30,415 Not counting the Belize. 1647 01:14:30,498 --> 01:14:32,250 I'm really sorry that I lied to you both. 1648 01:14:32,333 --> 01:14:33,334 I, um... 1649 01:14:34,294 --> 01:14:35,295 No, honey. 1650 01:14:35,378 --> 01:14:37,755 I'm so sorry I didn't tell you about your dad. 1651 01:14:38,131 --> 01:14:41,843 And for not realizing how much I put on you all those years. 1652 01:14:42,010 --> 01:14:43,050 Why don't we call it even? 1653 01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:45,972 Since I launched Queenie into the river. 1654 01:14:46,764 --> 01:14:49,642 Um, speaking of... 1655 01:14:49,892 --> 01:14:52,437 Apparently you can adopt a dog in Buffalo in five minutes. 1656 01:14:52,520 --> 01:14:54,039 Oh my goodness! 1657 01:14:54,063 --> 01:14:55,690 Who is this angel? 1658 01:14:56,024 --> 01:14:59,569 This is a wedding present and an apology. 1659 01:15:00,153 --> 01:15:03,489 I have filled out all of the adoption papers and paid all of the fees. 1660 01:15:03,615 --> 01:15:06,159 So all you have to do is name him. 1661 01:15:06,576 --> 01:15:08,369 I'm gonna name him Kingy. 1662 01:15:08,536 --> 01:15:10,913 - Okay. - Oh! Oh, I love him. 1663 01:15:11,122 --> 01:15:12,957 Thank you, sweetheart. You know me so well. 1664 01:15:13,124 --> 01:15:14,751 You're welcome. I love you, Mom. 1665 01:15:15,209 --> 01:15:16,209 Okay. 1666 01:15:16,252 --> 01:15:17,253 Okay. 1667 01:15:19,172 --> 01:15:20,965 Honey. What's wrong? 1668 01:15:21,215 --> 01:15:23,509 I'm sorry, Darlin', but... Sweetheart. 1669 01:15:23,635 --> 01:15:26,137 I apologize, but don't you remember at the retreat? 1670 01:15:26,220 --> 01:15:28,389 I told you that I was allergic to doggies. 1671 01:15:28,973 --> 01:15:31,017 I just thought that was a sick, dark joke. 1672 01:15:32,685 --> 01:15:33,686 Hold up. 1673 01:15:34,020 --> 01:15:35,021 Gather yourself, Wayne. 1674 01:15:35,897 --> 01:15:36,898 Here's the thing. 1675 01:15:36,981 --> 01:15:38,149 I'm gonna take the Benadryl. 1676 01:15:38,232 --> 01:15:39,359 I'm gonna take the Claritin. 1677 01:15:39,442 --> 01:15:41,069 I'm gonna even get the steroids. 1678 01:15:41,235 --> 01:15:43,237 If I can't get them, I'm gonna find them. 1679 01:15:43,321 --> 01:15:44,864 - Oh, yeah. - Because I love you. 1680 01:15:45,114 --> 01:15:46,950 I love you, and I'll do anything for you. 1681 01:15:47,158 --> 01:15:49,077 A puppy, a doggy, whatever you want. 1682 01:15:49,202 --> 01:15:51,537 I love you. Please continue, Cheryl. 1683 01:15:51,621 --> 01:15:52,705 All righty, then. 1684 01:15:53,289 --> 01:15:55,541 - Jeanie, do you take Wayne... - No, wait a second. 1685 01:15:55,833 --> 01:15:57,460 I cannot do this to this man. 1686 01:15:57,919 --> 01:15:58,920 I love you, honey. 1687 01:15:59,754 --> 01:16:06,469 Oh, Kingy, I'm sorry, but I love this human man so much. 1688 01:16:07,345 --> 01:16:09,973 And clearly, he would do anything for me. 1689 01:16:10,014 --> 01:16:10,932 Mm-hmm. 1690 01:16:11,015 --> 01:16:13,685 And I'm trying to be more responsible like my daughter. 1691 01:16:14,352 --> 01:16:17,605 So, Kingy, I'm gonna have to find you a new home. 1692 01:16:17,814 --> 01:16:18,815 No, no, no, I object. 1693 01:16:20,233 --> 01:16:21,234 Oh, no, not to this. 1694 01:16:21,317 --> 01:16:22,735 I just mean I'll take the dog. 1695 01:16:22,860 --> 01:16:24,880 Oh, Alice, you don't have to do that. 1696 01:16:24,904 --> 01:16:25,905 I got it. 1697 01:16:26,406 --> 01:16:27,407 New Alice, remember? 1698 01:16:27,740 --> 01:16:29,951 Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you. 1699 01:16:30,285 --> 01:16:31,286 Look at me. 1700 01:16:31,494 --> 01:16:32,495 I'm a... 1701 01:16:32,578 --> 01:16:33,579 I got a dog. 1702 01:16:33,705 --> 01:16:34,706 Okay. 1703 01:16:34,998 --> 01:16:41,921 In conclusion, Jeanie Anderson, do you take Wayne Fuji to be your loving husband? 1704 01:16:42,880 --> 01:16:43,881 I do. 1705 01:16:44,716 --> 01:16:45,717 I do. 1706 01:16:46,384 --> 01:16:48,136 I do, I do, I do, I do... 1707 01:16:48,386 --> 01:16:50,263 And I pronounce you husband and wife. 1708 01:16:50,388 --> 01:16:52,473 You may kiss... er, okay. Kiss away. 1709 01:16:53,808 --> 01:16:54,726 Whoa! 1710 01:16:54,809 --> 01:16:55,810 Woo! 1711 01:16:55,893 --> 01:16:56,894 Mom! 1712 01:16:58,354 --> 01:16:59,397 Dream come true! 1713 01:16:59,605 --> 01:17:00,605 Dream come true! 1714 01:17:00,648 --> 01:17:01,648 Dream come true! 1715 01:17:01,691 --> 01:17:02,775 Let's party now! 1716 01:17:03,151 --> 01:17:05,570 Party! Woo-hoo! I love you! 1717 01:17:06,654 --> 01:17:08,656 Hey, there's my maid of honor. 1718 01:17:08,740 --> 01:17:09,740 - Hey, baby. - Hi. 1719 01:17:09,782 --> 01:17:10,783 Hey! 1720 01:17:11,117 --> 01:17:12,910 Who invited you? Haha! 1721 01:17:15,580 --> 01:17:16,789 Congratulations, Mom. 1722 01:17:17,248 --> 01:17:18,666 You look so beautiful. 1723 01:17:19,292 --> 01:17:20,543 Aw, thank you, honey. 1724 01:17:20,752 --> 01:17:21,753 Where's Kingy? 1725 01:17:22,170 --> 01:17:26,132 Oh, um, Aunt Cheryl said she wanted to take him for a spin on the dance floor. 1726 01:17:27,467 --> 01:17:28,468 Yeah. 1727 01:17:31,387 --> 01:17:32,597 Are you all right? 1728 01:17:34,557 --> 01:17:36,726 I know you didn't really want this for me. 1729 01:17:36,893 --> 01:17:39,562 Mom, I am so happy for you. 1730 01:17:40,063 --> 01:17:41,064 Truly. 1731 01:17:41,606 --> 01:17:42,815 I just... 1732 01:17:44,108 --> 01:17:46,194 I'm realizing that I want this too. 1733 01:17:47,946 --> 01:17:49,238 You want a wedding in Buffalo? 1734 01:17:49,572 --> 01:17:51,574 No. But love. 1735 01:17:52,533 --> 01:17:56,955 To be with someone who would do anything for me, like Wayne will for you. 1736 01:17:57,038 --> 01:17:58,039 It... 1737 01:17:58,706 --> 01:17:59,791 It's really special. 1738 01:18:01,250 --> 01:18:04,003 And I think I had a shot at it, but I got scared. 1739 01:18:05,588 --> 01:18:07,507 I don't want to be scared all the time anymore. 1740 01:18:09,175 --> 01:18:10,760 Wes was pretty special, huh? 1741 01:18:12,053 --> 01:18:13,054 Yeah, he was. 1742 01:18:15,390 --> 01:18:16,390 Well... 1743 01:18:16,891 --> 01:18:18,518 maybe you'll run into him sometime 1744 01:18:18,559 --> 01:18:20,159 and then you never know what will happen. 1745 01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:24,440 No, I'm pretty sure he hates me. 1746 01:18:24,983 --> 01:18:26,067 Hm. 1747 01:18:26,192 --> 01:18:27,735 I'm not so sure about that. 1748 01:18:34,534 --> 01:18:36,369 I hired them as the wedding band. 1749 01:18:38,121 --> 01:18:39,247 What are you waiting for? 1750 01:18:39,789 --> 01:18:41,791 - Go get him. - Yeah. 1751 01:18:43,334 --> 01:18:44,334 Hm. 1752 01:18:47,046 --> 01:18:50,091 - Hey, I know I was a jerk and I said... - Uh-huh. 1753 01:18:50,174 --> 01:18:52,427 - Some pretty awful things... - Yeah. 1754 01:18:52,510 --> 01:18:55,013 But I really, really like you. 1755 01:18:55,763 --> 01:18:57,223 And that's a little scary for me. 1756 01:18:57,348 --> 01:18:59,508 That never happens to me because I never let it happen. 1757 01:18:59,851 --> 01:19:05,398 I don't want to pull back this time with you, so... 1758 01:19:06,983 --> 01:19:08,651 Would you maybe give me a second chance? 1759 01:19:09,902 --> 01:19:10,903 We can... 1760 01:19:11,738 --> 01:19:12,947 see where this thing goes? 1761 01:19:14,866 --> 01:19:15,950 Yeah, it's a date. 1762 01:19:16,701 --> 01:19:17,869 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1763 01:19:19,329 --> 01:19:20,329 Okay. 1764 01:19:28,046 --> 01:19:29,047 Woo! 1765 01:19:29,631 --> 01:19:30,632 Hi, Mom. 1766 01:19:31,633 --> 01:19:32,634 - Yup. - Yep. 1767 01:19:36,763 --> 01:19:37,847 Oh! Uh! 1768 01:19:37,930 --> 01:19:38,973 Who is it? 1769 01:19:39,015 --> 01:19:40,016 It's me, Mom. 1770 01:19:40,600 --> 01:19:42,352 - Woo! - Wow. 1771 01:19:42,810 --> 01:19:43,811 Hi. 1772 01:19:44,771 --> 01:19:45,772 What happened in there? 1773 01:19:45,938 --> 01:19:46,939 Oh, honey. 1774 01:19:47,857 --> 01:19:48,858 Marriage is bliss. 1775 01:19:49,609 --> 01:19:51,152 Mom, I'm so happy you're happy. 1776 01:19:51,569 --> 01:19:52,904 Is that Alice? 1777 01:19:53,571 --> 01:19:54,572 It's Alice, honey. 1778 01:19:55,531 --> 01:19:57,575 Hey! Hi! 1779 01:19:57,659 --> 01:19:58,785 Hi. 1780 01:19:58,868 --> 01:20:00,495 Can I have a moment with you right now? 1781 01:20:00,912 --> 01:20:02,288 Uh-huh. Yeah. 1782 01:20:02,789 --> 01:20:06,292 I am so psyched to be part of your life. 1783 01:20:06,417 --> 01:20:07,418 Thanks. 1784 01:20:08,086 --> 01:20:09,087 That's really sweet. 1785 01:20:10,129 --> 01:20:12,006 I'm really happy to have you in my life. 1786 01:20:12,131 --> 01:20:14,258 - Oh, thank you. - As my Wayne. 1787 01:20:14,592 --> 01:20:15,927 Really? 1788 01:20:16,010 --> 01:20:16,928 Yeah. 1789 01:20:17,011 --> 01:20:20,264 And, um, hey, for what it's worth, I actually 1790 01:20:20,348 --> 01:20:24,185 think your boozy laundromat is a really good idea. 1791 01:20:24,602 --> 01:20:26,813 Really? Why don't you come on in? 1792 01:20:27,230 --> 01:20:28,356 We'll order some grub. 1793 01:20:28,481 --> 01:20:29,481 We'll hang out. 1794 01:20:29,524 --> 01:20:30,608 Got a big screen TV. 1795 01:20:31,067 --> 01:20:34,737 Um, it's getting pretty close to checkout time, and... 1796 01:20:36,364 --> 01:20:40,994 Um, honey, I know we talked about flying back together. 1797 01:20:41,411 --> 01:20:42,578 You want to change the plan. 1798 01:20:42,912 --> 01:20:46,916 I do. I-I swear. I am gonna work on being more stable. 1799 01:20:47,125 --> 01:20:49,585 Mom, it's okay. I actually want to change the plan, too. 1800 01:20:50,211 --> 01:20:51,212 Uh, you do? 1801 01:20:51,379 --> 01:20:52,380 Yeah. 1802 01:20:52,505 --> 01:20:56,426 Um, last night, Wes invited me on tour with the band. 1803 01:20:57,176 --> 01:20:58,386 Just a couple weeks. 1804 01:20:59,053 --> 01:21:02,473 But I've never taken a trip that wasn't for work till now. 1805 01:21:03,057 --> 01:21:04,976 And I want to do something for me. 1806 01:21:05,184 --> 01:21:07,270 - Yeah. - And what about your job? 1807 01:21:07,729 --> 01:21:10,440 Well, I have my laptop with me, and if they don't like that, 1808 01:21:10,481 --> 01:21:12,608 I'm... okay with it. 1809 01:21:14,444 --> 01:21:18,531 Oh, honey, that is so irresponsible. I am so proud of you. 1810 01:21:22,285 --> 01:21:25,371 I'm gonna make you a promise. I will not put the house 1811 01:21:25,455 --> 01:21:27,123 on the market until you return. 1812 01:21:27,832 --> 01:21:30,251 Then, we will go through it all together. 1813 01:21:30,793 --> 01:21:35,965 And we can organize it or whatever your cute little type-A brain wants. 1814 01:21:36,424 --> 01:21:37,925 That really means a lot to me, Mom. 1815 01:21:38,885 --> 01:21:40,136 - Come here. - Oh, come here. 1816 01:21:40,470 --> 01:21:41,471 Oh, group hug. 1817 01:21:41,638 --> 01:21:43,556 Okay. Okay. 1818 01:21:43,931 --> 01:21:45,308 All right. I love you. 1819 01:21:45,516 --> 01:21:46,976 Bye bye! Woo-hoo! 1820 01:21:50,897 --> 01:21:52,357 Okay. 1821 01:21:57,570 --> 01:21:58,905 - You good to go? - Yeah. 1822 01:22:00,531 --> 01:22:02,784 - Hello. - You ready to go? 1823 01:22:05,745 --> 01:22:06,746 Hey, Clive. 1824 01:22:07,747 --> 01:22:08,748 You ready to go? 1825 01:22:09,040 --> 01:22:10,541 - Yep. - Okay. 1826 01:22:11,334 --> 01:22:12,919 Good. Okay. 1827 01:22:13,461 --> 01:22:15,338 - Let's go. - All righty. 1828 01:22:18,675 --> 01:22:20,426 So, Rochester's the next stop. 1829 01:22:20,593 --> 01:22:23,388 - What's after that? - After that, we play it by ear. 1830 01:22:23,429 --> 01:22:26,516 Cool. I love that. Just see where the wind takes us. 1831 01:22:26,599 --> 01:22:28,726 - It's killing you, isn't it? - 100%. 1832 01:22:28,810 --> 01:22:31,646 So, last night, I actually came up with a potential schedule. 1833 01:22:31,729 --> 01:22:32,981 It's really loose. 1834 01:22:33,064 --> 01:22:35,024 This is color-coded by hour. 1835 01:22:35,149 --> 01:22:35,984 No, no. 1836 01:22:36,025 --> 01:22:39,988 See, these two hours right here, those are scheduled, unscheduled free time. 1837 01:22:40,280 --> 01:22:42,198 You're insane. You know that, right? 1838 01:22:42,282 --> 01:22:43,642 Yeah, I get it from my mom.